Appendix:Portuguese internet slang

This is a list of both complete and abbreviated Portuguese internetês, internet slang. Some of the abbreviations listed are not confined to the Internet, but are used in shorthand as well. Most of them are simple forms to write common Portuguese words. Some are also derived from English words and internet slangs.

0-9

 * 9dade (novidade) - news

A

 * add - To add (someone in a contact list)
 * aew (aí) - There
 * aki (aqui) - Here

B

 * bee (bicha) - Gay
 * beesha (bicha) - Gay
 * blz (beleza) - Alright, beauty
 * bjo (beijo) - Kiss
 * bjoks (beijocas) - Little kisses
 * bjos (beijos) - Kisses
 * blog (blogue) - Blog
 * brimks (brincadeiras) - Just kidding

C

 * cmg (comigo) - With me
 * como faz (como faço) - How do I do?
 * ctg (contigo) - With you

D

 * d (de) - Of
 * D+ (demais) - A lot

E

 * eh (é) - He is; She is; It is; That's right

F

 * FAQ - Frequently Asked Question(s)
 * FDP (filho da puta) - Son of a bitch
 * FDS (fim de semana, foda-se) - Weekend, rude word for "I don't care" (fuck it). Never use as "weekend"
 * fikdik (fica a dica) - Here's a tip. Used to draw attention to an advice or other possibly important comment.
 * flw (falou) - Bye

G

 * gaydacu (gay que dá cu) - Gay
 * gnt (gente) - Person; People
 * grudinho - baby

H

 * hj (hoje) - Today

K

 * k (o quê) - What, little laugh
 * kbça (cabeça) - Head
 * kra (cara) - Dude
 * kd (cadê) - Where
 * ki (o quê) - What

L

 * lol - Laughing out loud, laugh out loud
 * loosho (luxo) - Luxury. Used as a compliment.

M

 * meldels (meu Deus) - Oh my God
 * meninë (menino; menina) - Boy; Girl
 * mt - a lot, much
 * mds - ("meu deus) - OMG - ("Oh my God)

N

 * n (não) - No
 * ñ (não) - No
 * namo (namorado; namorada) - Boyfriend; Girlfriend
 * naum (não) - No
 * neh (né) - Isn't it?
 * ngm (ninguém) - Nobody
 * nha (minha) - My

O

 * obg (obrigado or obrigada) - thank you
 * OMG - Oh my God
 * oq (o quê) - What

P

 * p (para) - To; For
 * pq (porque) - Because
 * p q (por que) - Why
 * pofavo (por favor) - Please
 * puatdabucets (puta que dá a boceta) - Bitch; Whore

Q

 * q (que) - That
 * q (o quê) - What
 * qdo (quando) - When
 * qnd (quando) - When
 * qq (qualquer) - Any

R

 * rs (risos) - Laughs

S

 * shoray litrus (chorei litros) - I cried litres
 * soh (só) - Only
 * sqn (só que não) - but not
 * sdds (saudades) - Miss you
 * sla (sei la/ eu não sei) - i don't know
 * slv - (salve) - hi, slang commonly used by people who listen to funk, and/or are not formal. However, the word "salve" is also used by formal people (generally wise elderly, for providing from the latin). Save.

T

 * t+ (até mais) - Good bye
 * tb (também) - Also
 * tbm (também) - Also
 * tc (teclar) - To chat
 * td (tudo) - All
 * TDB (tudo de bom, tudo bem) - I wish you everything good
 * tiop (tipo) - Like. Used at the start of phrases, with the same meaning of "There were, like, twenty of them."

V

 * v6 (vocês) - You (plural)
 * vcs (vocês) - You (plural)
 * vc (você) - You
 * vdd (verdade) - Truth or sooth
 * vlw (valeu) - Thanks
 * vsf, vsfd(vai se f*der)- F*ck you

W

 * WTF - What the fuck?

Characteristics and variations
The informal set of rules that usually form internetês words includes:
 * omitting easily distinguishable letters, mostly vowels:
 * removing diacritics:
 *  → mae
 *  → e
 *  → crianca
 *  → to
 * replacing -é with -eh
 *  → ateh
 * removing the final -r of infinitives (Brazil):
 *  → fica
 *  → bate
 *  → subi
 * replacing the ou diphthong (past tense) with "o" (Brazil):
 *  → fico
 *  → paro
 *  → corto
 * changing from "ch" to "x";
 *  → xato
 * changing ending of words from "ão" to "aum";
 *  → naum
 *  → gataum
 * changing from velar "c" and "qu" to "k"
 * changing from "o" to "u" and from "e" to "i"
 *  → xato
 * changing ending of words from "ão" to "aum";
 *  → naum
 *  → gataum
 * changing from velar "c" and "qu" to "k"
 * changing from "o" to "u" and from "e" to "i"

Tiopês
The tiopês is an intentional and excessive use of internet slang and n00b behaviour. This is usually done by converting every word in a phrase using the informal rules above, among others. Additional characteristics include: changing ending of words from "ei" to "ay", imitating English phonology; use of "ee" and "oo", also imitating English phonology; changing letter order; adding and removing letters; adding diacritics; omitting spaces; capitalizing all letters to draw attention; changing from "?" to "/" and from "!" to "1". (e.g., o que é isso? may become Q IÇO/ and meu Deus may become meldels). Additionally, there are somewhat unexpected expressions such as shoray litrus (chorei litros, "I cried liters") and fikdik (fica a dica, "here comes the cue").