Appendix:Snowclones/if that's not X, I don't know what is

Phrase

 * We all managed to survive that disaster! If that's not good news, I don't know what is.
 * Why call the event an intense protest, even when a woman got beaten up by the aggressive people there? If that's not a riot, then I don't know what is.
 * Why call the event an intense protest, even when a woman got beaten up by the aggressive people there? If that's not a riot, then I don't know what is.