Citations:I'll be in my bunk

Phrase: "(fandom slang) used to imply that one needs to excuse oneself to privately indulge in a pleasurable activity, particularly masturbation"

 * 2007, Michael T. Lin, "Brouhaha Rhythm", The Tech (Massachusetts Institute of Technology), 23 October 2007, page 6:
 * Now, if you’ll excuse me, I should be going now. Writing this has taken up all of my exposed skin and almost all of my toilet paper, and at least a few squares left over would be nice by the end of the article. I’ve got a physics assignment that requires my attention, so if you need me ... I’ll be in my bunk.
 * 2012, "theDreamer Watches Bad Games", mathNEWS (University of Waterloo), 15 June 2012, page 6:
 * Ok, I’m excited for this one. I’m a fan of the series, and the new take of a younger, less experienced Lara entrigues me, but fuck does the trailer make me think this will be the most awkward game to play. It sounds like a bloody (very, very bloody) porno. All you hear is Lara moaning, sighing, and other such things that make me need to cross my legs. Tomb Raider has always been a thinly veiled sex fantasy, but this is just taking it a bit too far. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk.
 * 2013, James Haydon, "Going Without: Masturbating", Vertigo (University of Technology, Sydney), Issue 2 (2013), page 12:
 * It was exhausting in all the wrong ways, but I made it through the two weeks without succumbing to temptation. Will I give up for good? Hell no. But I now appreciate it a whole lot more.
 * Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.
 * 2013, Tom Ingram, "Defining pornography", The Manitoban (University of Manitoba), 26 November 2013:
 * While defining pornography is a hard task, we have at least managed to lay a few things bare. In the meantime, I’ll be in my bunk.
 * 2019, Angela Watercutter, "Thor Is Going to Be Playing the Hulk", Wired, 21 February 2019:
 * Speaking of people in the Thor movies, Idris Elba—Marvel's Heimdall, and the guy everyone wants to be the new James Bond—just set the date for his first turn as the host of Saturday Night Live. People's Sexiest Man Alive will take the stage in studio 8H on March 9 and will be promoting his new Netflix film, Turn Up Charlie. Said fans everywhere, "I'll be in my bunk."
 * 2019, Rosemary Rowe, in Gail Johnson, "Notables share ideal Vancouver days", The Georgia Straight, 13 June 2019, page 13:
 * I'm still working my way through the Bao Bun Bennie menu (plus the curry-spiced hash browns are godlike), but the Crispy Fried Chicken French Toast is also... Well, let's just say I'll be in my bunk.
 * I'm still working my way through the Bao Bun Bennie menu (plus the curry-spiced hash browns are godlike), but the Crispy Fried Chicken French Toast is also... Well, let's just say I'll be in my bunk.