Citations:abso-fucking-lutely


 * 1998, Rebecca Brown, The dogs: a modern bestiary, p. 66
 * Then, it what sounded too embarrassingly familiar, she squealed in her best, worst, most screechingly awful human voice, Down! Down! Down! while she stumbled around as if she was completely, abso-fucking-lutely smashed.


 * 1999, "Holy Shit, Man Walks on Fucking Moon", Our Dumb Century, p.113
 * I abso-fucking-lutely am standing on the surface of the fucking moon.