Citations:baby gravy

Noun: "(slang, vulgar) semen"

 * 2002 — Paul Young, L.A. Exposed: Strange Myths and Curious Legends in the City of Angels, Thomas Dunne Books (2011), ISBN 9781429963275, page 281:
 * And lastly, the average man ejaculates about nine cubic centimeters of baby gravy, which means that it would have taken slightly over 11,111 ejaculations — or footballers — to do the job.
 * 2004 — Rhonda Nelson, 1-900-Lover, Harlequin (2004), ISBN 0373791623, page 79:
 * She'd also given him his first box of condoms along with the sage advice to "bag it before you plant it because a man shouldn't spread his baby gravy over just any biscuit."
 * 2005 — Michael Edwards, Adam Steele, & Roger Cameron, The Obscene Chronicles, Outstanding Productions (2005), ISBN 0976722305, page 228:
 * I turned around, only to see the dog standing in the hallway with a condom in his mouth and my baby gravy dripping on the floor.
 * 2006 — Derrick Barnes, The Making of Dr. Truelove, Simon Pulse (2006), ISBN 9781416914396, page 2:
 * There's a small pocket of baby gravy sticking to the inside of my thigh.
 * 2007 — Liz & Julie, You F' Coffee, Sir?!!!: The Real Air Hostesses' Handbook, BingBong Ltd. (2007), ISBN 9781905692552, page 73:
 * We read once that males ejaculate at about five hundred miles an hour, and, as we are flying at about five hundred miles an hour speed over the ground, the good old baby gravy must be going at about a thousand!
 * 2008 — Chuck Palahniuk, Snuff, Random House (2008), ISBN 9780385664691, pages 72-73:
 * Ms. Wright nods at a familiar face, joystick-jerker number 137, and she says, "He's hot…" A washed-up TV ham looking to toss some baby gravy.
 * 2010 — Meredith O'Hayre, The Scream Queen's Survival Guide: Avoid Machetes, Defeat Evil Children, Steer Clear of Bloody Dismemberment, and Conquer Other Horror Movie Clichés, Adams Media (2010), ISBN 9781440506093, page 106:
 * Why anyone would ever want to have kids is beyond this Scream Queen. They're smelly, messy, dirty, they never sleep — and those are the ones who haven't been fathered by Satan. Think of the potential for things going wrong when it's Lucifer's baby gravy that gets the eggs-a-cookin'.