Citations:badly packed kebab

Noun: "(UK, slang, vulgar) the vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia"

 * 2011, John Donoghue, Police, Crime & 999: The True Story of a Front Line Officer, Matador (2011), ISBN 9781848766853, page 107:
 * In brief, with the expletives deleted (which also served to make the story considerably shorter), it involved various quantities of cider, alcho-pops and shots, going to the kebab shop, getting said kebab, walking home, stopping to answer the call of nature on the grass and falling asleep mid-pee. Her badly packed kebab had been on view for all to see.
 * 2011, John Donoghue, Police, Crime & 999: The True Story of a Front Line Officer, Matador (2011), ISBN 9781848766853, page 107:
 * In brief, with the expletives deleted (which also served to make the story considerably shorter), it involved various quantities of cider, alcho-pops and shots, going to the kebab shop, getting said kebab, walking home, stopping to answer the call of nature on the grass and falling asleep mid-pee. Her badly packed kebab had been on view for all to see.
 * In brief, with the expletives deleted (which also served to make the story considerably shorter), it involved various quantities of cider, alcho-pops and shots, going to the kebab shop, getting said kebab, walking home, stopping to answer the call of nature on the grass and falling asleep mid-pee. Her badly packed kebab had been on view for all to see.