Citations:balloon knot

Noun: "(slang, vulgar, idiomatic) the anus"

 * 2005 — "Do we need a new theme song?", York Daily Record, 28 July 2005:
 * The Bloodhound Gang said Pennsylvania's official song "sucks mad balloon knot . . . making the Keystone State look as lame as one of the Dakotas."
 * 2007 — Dominick Pratico, The Enemy Within, iUniverse (2007), ISBN 9780595437603, page 124:
 * "You ever pop your sister's balloon knot, Tug?
 * 2007 — Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff, Where's My F*cking Latte (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood, unnumbered page:
 * I look around and there's Bullwinkle cleaning my undercarriage; his big brown eyes gazing at me lovingly as he jams his big tongue up my balloon knot.
 * 2007 — Craig P. Dixon, "Social Commentary 139", South Coast Today, 7 December 2007:
 * I know what you're thinking, but there's nothing gay about getting naked, bending over in front of your guido buddy, and offering up your balloon knot to him for a healthy waxing. There's nothing gay about a smooth anus. Right?
 * 2008 — David Rivera Jr., The Last Prejudice, Strebor Books (2008), ISBN 9781593092351, page 120:
 * Just under her vagina he could see the extra skin in her ass that looked like the part of the balloon that you tie off after blowing it up. Dahlia's "balloon knot" became a private joke they would share for the rest of their lives together.
 * 2009 — John Webster, "Sexing up Whedon's characters", Xtra!, 15 January 2009:
 * Vanilla Lies is full of Joss Whedon characters (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and Firefly) all porned. See Spike’s balloon knot, Angel’s schlong and Zander’s wanton posing.
 * 2010 — Rob Gordon, So There I Was: My Hospital Adventures, AuthorHouse (2010), ISBN 9781449089696, page 12:
 * It's extremely difficult to relax when you are uncomfortable, freezing, and imagining the disgusted expression on the x-ray tech's face, as they are about to stab your pink balloon knot with a greasy piece of pipe.
 * 2011 — Noah Baird, Donations to Clarity, Cut Above Books (2011), ISBN 9781935171447, page 113:
 * It wasn't trying to just sniff his ass. It had grabbed him, and tried to sniff his soul through his balloon knot.
 * 2011 — Surpaul Cottrell, Fifty Secrets a Woman Needs to Know Before Dating, iUniverse (2011), ISBN 9781462027163, page 96:
 * Your balloon knot must smell like dumpster juice and catfish, you stuffed salamander."