Citations:baloney pony

Noun: "(slang, vulgar) penis"

 * 1993 — Charles Henderson, Marshalling the Faithful: The Marines' First Year in Vietnam, Berkley Books (1993), ISBN 9780425139578, page 17:
 * "Fuck an A, honey. I got takusan everything that'll make a girl like you happy. You be nice and I let you ride the baloney pony."
 * 1994 — Christian McLaughlin, Glamourpuss, Dutton (1994), page 179:
 * We read the first scene — Bernadette telling Paul that she's taken a vow of chastity before he rakishly persuades her to ride the baloney pony in the attic.
 * 2002 — James Carlos Blake, A World of Thieves, Perennial (2003), ISBN 0060512474, page 212:
 * Snuck into the house and sure enough there she was — riding the baloney pony with this old boy turned out to be a shipworker.
 * 2004 — Sam Lipsyte, Home Land, Picador (2004), ISBN 9780312424183, page 106:
 * "What is it with you people and innuendo? You're out, you're proud, I'm proud, calm down. You don't have to reduce everything to the baloney pony."
 * 2007 — Mark Haskell Smith, Salty, Black Cat (2007), ISBN 9780802170347, page 205:
 * He suddenly heard Clive's Australian accent coming from behind a door. Heard him say, "Ride the baloney pony, baby."
 * 2009 — Emily Cassel, Post Grad, St. Martin's Press (2009), ISBN 9780312596262, page 154:
 * "Doodle! His picker! His one-eyed trouser snake! His baloney pony! His pork sword!"
 * 2009 — David Gottlieb, Drink, Play, F@#K: One Man's Search for Anything Across Ireland, Vegas, and Thailand, Black Cat (2009), ISBN 9780802170521, pages 84-85:
 * There was no way I was going to sit idly by and let her spend all the money I'd made while she rode David's baloney pony.
 * 2010 — Christi Smith Scofield & Ted Scofield, Sexy Slang's Bedroom Challenges: 69 Ways to Spice Up Your Sex Life, Sourcebooks (2010), ISBN 9781402241536, page 26:
 * The baloney pony does have a mind all its own.
 * 2011 — Nathan Jorgenson, A Crooked Number, Flat Rock Publishing (2011), ISBN 9780974637068, page 302:
 * She thought just give her a ride on the baloney pony she'd somehow own part of the experience. She didn't want me, she wanted this."