Citations:celebretard

Noun: "a celebrity regarded as foolish or stupid, especially one noted for episodes of unrestrained, self-destructive behavior"

 * 2007 — "Brave New Workshop's satire title hits a nerve", Minneapolis Star-Tribune, 13 May 2007:
 * On Friday night, the nation's oldest comedy/satire theater unveiled "Rise of the Celebretards: A-crotch-alypse Now." The production satirizes celebrity and celebrity worshippers, including the media.
 * 2007 — Laura Craik, "Amy is far from perfect. That's why we cherish her", London Evening Standard, 19 November 2007:
 * Her catastrophic personal life had transformed her into what the blogger Perez Hilton calls a "celebretard", a ghoulish figure as famous for her cock-ups as her talent. The public loves a celebretard. They make us feel better about our own sorry lives.


 * Amy's fans don't view her as a celebretard, of course, but as a tragic heroine.
 * 2008 — "Time for an Early Night Christina?", Daily Star, 19 March 2008:
 * Christina Aguilera proved the struggles of new motherhood take their toll on even super-rich celebretards.
 * 2008 — "Jaime Mad About Beau", Daily Star, 6 June 2008:
 * Meanwhile, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, 36, right, snubbed the celebretards at the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition to talk to and photograph the paps.
 * 2009 — William L. Bauer, American Legends: A Matt Grieve Mystery Thriller, AuthorHouse (2009), ISBN 9781449007317, page 207:
 * "Cal invited all his A-List celebretards: other rockers, movie stars, producers, directors, record label execs and Johnny Danglenn — supposedly the best hung dude in Los Angeles' huge porn industry."
 * 2009 — Zoey Dean, Hollywood Is Like High School with Money [novel], Grand Central Publishing (2009), ISBN 9780446697194, page 147:
 * Hollywood celebretards Rumer Willis, Vanessa Hudgens, Hania Barton, and Quinn's boy toy, actor/DJ Blake Miller, joined Quinn in sucking down the SoCo and stripping down in the hot tub.
 * 2009 — Ragan Fox, "Paris is Burning", in Exile in Gayville, Lethe Press (2009), ISBN 9781590211076, page 95:
 * If Osama had a sex tape,
 * maybe we'd still hear his name in the news
 * instead of listening to Paris singing these slickly produced
 * celebretard blues.
 * 2010 — Dan Cairns, "Ke$ha demands a pinch of respect and mirth", The Sunday Times, 7 March 2010:
 * As for the vomiting, well, I guess that was kind of my statement on American society, the celebretard, really extravagant, $8,000-handbag, coked-out rich-girl thing.
 * 2011 — Cindy Davis, "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!", Pajiba, 20 February 2011:
 * If you are the parent of a celebretard who falls “victim” to his own excess, it is your responsibility alone to yank said child from the public eye, to rehab that child by any means necessary and to accept any public criticism you shall receive without complaint.