Citations:celebutard

Noun: "a celebrity viewed as unintelligent; especially a celebrity who behaves badly in public"

 * 2006 — "Paris With a P", New York Post, 21 January 2006:
 * Is Paris Hilton incontinent? The celebutard stands accused by a Hawaiian taxi driver of losing control of her bladder in his cab.
 * 2006 — "Unedited Paris Not Cute at All", New York Post, 26 January 2006:
 * For those still wondering what the world-renowned celebutard is really like in person, the Web site TMZ.com got the full transcript of her deposition with lawyers representing Zeta Graff, who's suing Hilton for $10 million for defamation over her alleged role in a story that appeared on this page.
 * 2006 — Nick Curtis, "You've Been Chavved", The Evening Standard, 26 July 2006:
 * Lady Victoria and Lady Isabella Hervey — a right pair of celebutard chavutantes.
 * 2006 — "Get Serious: It's Time for Movies with Meaning", Los Angeles Daily News, 17 September 2006:
 * Marie Antoinette: Sofia Coppola interprets France's last queen as a kind of 18th-century celebutard. Luckily, Kirsten Dunst is a smart enough actress to bring more than that to the Versailles party.
 * 2006 — "Oops: Spears tops poll of worst role models", Ottawa Citizen, 30 December 2006:
 * Celebutard Hilton nabbed second place with 18 per cent, probably due to the lazy-eyed heiress' media ubiquity, vapidity, and baby-eating habit.
 * 2007 — Clayton Neuman, "The Time 100 – Are They Worthy?", Time, 20 April 2007:
 * Paris Hilton Helped inspire the buzzword "Celebutard"—a cross between "celebrity" and "retarded." From her sex tape to having her belongings auctioned on the Web, she seems to totter from one embarrassing incident to another.
 * 2007 — "Spears Given More Opportunities to Neglect Her Children", Dose.ca, 11 October 2007:
 * Britney Spears is ready for a slumber party, y'all! The disgraced celebutard won the right to one overnight visit a week with her sons after making a surprise appearance in the courtroom yesterday (Oct. 11).
 * 2007 — Abiola Abrams, Dare, Pocket Books (2007), ISBN 9781416541660, page 126:
 * "Those juvenile celebutards are not our kind of people. See the guy over there with Shell?"
 * 2007 — Zoey Dean, How to Teach Filthy Rich Girls, Warner Books (2007), ISBN 9780446197236, page 47:
 * But I'd figure that out once I was back on Planet Earth with actual humans instead of Palm Beach celebutard robots.
 * 2007 — Megan McCafferty, Fourth Comings, Three Rivers Press (2008), ISBN 9780307346513, page 254:
 * An annoying celebutard (redundant) sang "Control" by Janet Jackson tonight and sucked hard.
 * 2008 — Alonso Duralde, "'Fool's Gold' doesn't pan out", MSNBC.com, 2 April 2008:
 * There’s a pallid romance between historian Tess (Kate Hudson) and her slacker, ne'er-do-well ex-husband Finn (Matthew McConaughey); a father-daughter bonding story involving the mega-rich Nigel Honeycutt (Donald Sutherland) and his celebutard offspring Gemma (Alexis Dziena);
 * 2008 — Jules Asner, Whacked, Jules Asner Productions Inc. (2008), ISBN 9781602860612, page 11:
 * Recently though, MoreTV had shifted its focus from being the "CNN of entertainment news" to chasing celebutards, following around rejects from American Idol, and debating which stars from Desperate Housewives were feuding.
 * 2008 — Richard Doestch, The Thieves of Faith, Bantam Dell (2008), ISBN 9780440242895, page 195:
 * They were a mixture of serious academics, eccentric celebutards, and titans of industry; wayward souls in search of something to embrace.
 * 2008 — Maria Semple, This One Is Mine, Little, Brown and Co. (2008), ISBN 9780316031165, page 72:
 * "I just dropped off Her Majesty Coco Kennedy at the airport. Her sister is going on tour with the Cats of Japan and she got Coco a free plane ticket. Don't ask, because it doesn't make sense to me, either. You should hear her voice mail. It's filled with all these producers who want to make her a celebutard reality star. What a crazy bitch."
 * 2009 — Andrea Peyser, “Celebutards: A Pox on All the Celebs and Politicians Gone Wild”, New York Post, 25 January 2009:
 * [A]t some point between the moment a movie script wanders into the hands of a world-class celebutard such as George Clooney, and the words travel through lilting vocal chords and land on unsuspecting ears, something terrible occurs.
 * 2009 — Dee Davis, Set Up in SoHo, St. Martin's Griffin (2009), ISBN 9780312367619, page 123:
 * "Yes," I nodded, sipping my tea, "thankfully, they've moved on to a new celebutard."
 * 2009 — Jonathan Kellerman, True Detectives, Ballantine Books (2009), ISBN 9780345495181, page 173:
 * Her grip on his arm tightened. "First doesn't count, I need to be only. Promise me an exclusive. The one you gave me on that celebutard earned me brownie points for a month."
 * 2009 — Susan McBride, The Debs: Love, Lies, and Texas Dips, Delacorte Press (2009), ISBN 9780385735209, page 55:
 * "Okay, Lance, so which celebutard is on your wish list this week? Kate Hudson? Or some other bobble-headed actress?" she joked, getting off the Schwinn and walking beside him
 * 2009 — Andrea Peyser, Celebutards: Hollywood Hacks, Limousine Liberals, and Pandering Politicians Who Are Destroying America, Citadel Press Books (2009), ISBN 9780806531090, page 8:
 * The only recourse the public has against this captain of celebutards [Sean Penn] is simply to refuse to see his films.
 * 2009 — Annabelle Vestry, Take a Chance on Me, Poppy (2009), ISBN 9780316020664, page 69:
 * "Oh, but she's lovely. Classic beauty. She doesn't look like a celebutard at all," Cheryl Katz, the red-haired beauty director, piped up from another end of the table, dashing Avery's hopes.
 * 2010 — S. E. Cupp, Losing Our Religion: The Liberal Media's Attack on Christianity, Threshold Editions (2010), ISBN 9781439173169, page 163:
 * Forget about the Hollywood celebutards — they're a lost cause.
 * 2010 — Stona Fitch, Give + Take, Thomas Dunne Books (2010), ISBN 9780312599874, page 188:
 * I skip the section on infamous celebutard Paris Hilton and her ninny sister.
 * 2010 — Rachel Gibson, Nothing But Trouble, Avon Books (2010), ISBN 9780061579097, page 348:
 * She'd certainly done worse. Holding the hair of a certain celebutard while she puked in an ice bucket came to mind.
 * 2011 — Brenda Cullerton, The Craigslist Murders, Melville House Publishing (2011), ISBN 9781612190204, page 101:
 * Salacious snippets of info about the behavior of nameless celebutards, socialites, and players offered in the form of thinly veiled questions.
 * 2011 — Paul M. De Lorenzo, Witch Hunt: Essays on the U.S. Auto Industry and the Blithering Idiots Who Almost Killed It, Octane Press (2011), ISBN 9780982173374, page 302:
 * Now that the short-attention-span generation has taken over the world and the Internet has distilled our daily lives down to a series of talking-cat videos, vacuous celebutards emoting for the cameras, and maniacal conspiracy theorists, we are reduced to a day-in, day-out slog made of blips, burps, bites, and an occasional cogent thought every, oh, couple hours or so.