Citations:choad

Noun: "(slang, vulgar) the perineum"

 * 2012, Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession, Adams Media (2012), ISBN 9781440536052, page 96:
 * For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.
 * 2012, Tyler Stoddard Smith, Whore Stories: A Revealing History of the World's Oldest Profession, Adams Media (2012), ISBN 9781440536052, page 96:
 * For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.
 * For the ladies, studies indicate that massaging the perineum with warm olive oil toward the end of the third trimester can reduce tearing and the need for an episiotomy. And yes, I'm referring to the pregnancy trimester, not the trimester where your proposal to major in "choad measuring" was declined by the biology department, the narrow-minded fools.