Citations:cockwaffle

Noun: "(slang, vulgar, derogatory) an obnoxious or contemptible person"

 * 2010, The Oatmeal, 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), unnumbered page:
 * Steve Jobs is a cockwaffle in a turtleneck.
 * 2012, Diana Rowland, Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues, unnumbered page:
 * You let my dad go, my sidekick wonder boy takes my dad far away from cockwaffles like you, and then...what, I keep standing in the damn field?”
 * 2012, Kevin Hearne, Tricked, page 64:
 * Druids were supposed to be forces of preservation, not destruction, and I could not dance around the fact that my stupid pride had turned me into a misbegotten cockwaffle.
 * 2012, James Patterson & Michael Ledwidge, Zoo, unnumbered page:
 * "Now's not the time to be braking for animals, cockwaffle! Go! Go!"
 * 2017, Matthew Cody, Kiersten White, & E. C. Myers, ReMade: The Complete Season 1, unnumbered page:
 * “Ignore the cockwaffle, please."
 * 2017, Simon Petersen, Slasher Sam, unnumbered page:
 * So don't blame me for the body count—blame the loathsome cockwaffle who's giving me crap at 9 a.m. on Monday morning, as if it's my job to have more patience than patients in that deserted hospital from Halloween II.
 * 2018, CM Thompson, Who Killed Anne-Marie, unnumbered page:
 * And where are they hiding that bumbling cockwaffle, Daniel?
 * 2019, Emma L. Adams, Witch's Secret, unnumbered page:
 * Up yours, you murdering cockwaffle.
 * 2021, Andrea Speed, Darlings of New Midnight, unnumbered page:
 * “Because his father's a complete fucking cockwaffle.”
 * 2021, Susannah Nix, Applied Electromagnetism, unnumbered page:
 * He wasn't the least bit attractive to her anymore. He was a cockwaffle. An arrogant, hostile fecalwad who had apparently never liked her and thought she was bad at her job.
 * 2021, Matt Miksa, 13 Days to Die, unnumbered page:
 * Hart shouldn't be wasting her energy on a cockwaffle like James Barlow.
 * 2021, James Fell, On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down, unnumbered page:
 * Sure, it's great to admit you made a mistake, but when you're jockeying for position with a brutal superpower dominated by an oppressive cockwaffle like Khrushchev (although he wasn't near as bad as Stalin had been), revealing such weakness is inadvisable.
 * 2022, Lexi Blake, The Man from Sanctum, unnumbered page:
 * “This company built the security system for one of that cockwaffle ' s companies.
 * 2022, Juliette Cross, Always Practice Safe Hex, unnumbered page:
 * “She called you a cockwaffle. Or was it a twatwaffle?” she asked Charlie.
 * 2022, Raven Storm, The Lost Kingdom, unnumbered page:
 * The man paused, unnerved at my sudden acceptance of death as I plummeted towards him like a felled tree. He tried to deflect at the last moment. Too late, cockwaffle.

Interjection: "(slang, vulgar) an expression of shock, frustration, worry, etc."

 * 2014, Michael R. Underwood, Attack the Geek, unnumbered page:
 * "Cockwaffle!" she shouted as her hand went to her face. The cut wasn't deep, but if she hadn't moved, she would have become the punch line of a Homestar Runner joke.
 * 2015, Kirsty Greenwood, The Vintage Guide to Love and Romance, page 297:
 * Cockwaffle. Of all the amazing charities I could have said, why the fuck did I make one up. About squirrels.
 * 2018, Steffanie Holmes, Fire and Fable, unnumbered page:
 * I was kissing Corbin in Maeve's dream.
 * Oh shite. Oh fuck. Oh cockwaffle.
 * My secret... the dark truth that had gnawed a hole inside my heart and taken root there. How had I ruined it all in a single moment of weakness?
 * 2020, Tameri Etherton, Fatal Legacy, unnumbered page:
 * She'd forgotten what Nikala had said about Cian turning the dead bodies to dust in this very warehouse. Cockwaffle. “I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me.”