Citations:crib lizard

Noun: "(slang, derogatory) a child, especially a baby or toddler"

 * 2006 — Adrianne Frost, I Hate Other People's Kids, Simon Spotlight Entertainment (2006), ISBN 9781416909880, page 128:
 * Should the crib lizard be pitching a hissy fit on the ground, lay down next to them and start jerking and screaming.
 * 2009 — Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim, Eos Books (2009), ISBN 9780061976261, page 17:
 * Or she'd have gone straight, married a dentist, squeezed out a minivan full of crib lizards, and gotten fat.
 * Should the crib lizard be pitching a hissy fit on the ground, lay down next to them and start jerking and screaming.
 * 2009 — Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim, Eos Books (2009), ISBN 9780061976261, page 17:
 * Or she'd have gone straight, married a dentist, squeezed out a minivan full of crib lizards, and gotten fat.