Citations:crotch fruit

Noun: "(slang, derogatory) a child; offspring"

 * 2003 — Nancy K. Stade, The Desert Crop, Lulu.com (2003), ISBN 9781847289100, page 31:
 * "My patients read so much shit they think they can't make a crotch fruit after they turn thirty," she remarked during a recent telephone conversation, lapsing awkwardly into the cant of a web site she and Jon sometimes frequent, where rants berating the Cult of the Child provoke her violent peels [sic] of laughter and Jon's self-conscious chuckle.
 * 2011 — Eric Peters, Road Hogs: Detroit's Big, Beautiful Luxury Performance Cars of the 1960s and 1970s, MBI Publishing (2011), ISBN 9780760337646, page 137:
 * A time existed when wagons weren't wimpy crotch-fruit conveyances — or SUVs suffering from an identity crisis.
 * 2003 — Nancy K. Stade, The Desert Crop, Lulu.com (2003), ISBN 9781847289100, page 31:
 * "My patients read so much shit they think they can't make a crotch fruit after they turn thirty," she remarked during a recent telephone conversation, lapsing awkwardly into the cant of a web site she and Jon sometimes frequent, where rants berating the Cult of the Child provoke her violent peels [sic] of laughter and Jon's self-conscious chuckle.
 * 2011 — Eric Peters, Road Hogs: Detroit's Big, Beautiful Luxury Performance Cars of the 1960s and 1970s, MBI Publishing (2011), ISBN 9780760337646, page 137:
 * A time existed when wagons weren't wimpy crotch-fruit conveyances — or SUVs suffering from an identity crisis.
 * 2011 — Eric Peters, Road Hogs: Detroit's Big, Beautiful Luxury Performance Cars of the 1960s and 1970s, MBI Publishing (2011), ISBN 9780760337646, page 137:
 * A time existed when wagons weren't wimpy crotch-fruit conveyances — or SUVs suffering from an identity crisis.
 * A time existed when wagons weren't wimpy crotch-fruit conveyances — or SUVs suffering from an identity crisis.

possibly a different sense or even two words

 * 1969: Epoch, volumes 19–20, page 238 (Cornell University)
 * She almost interrupted to ask him how, being a man, he could know what they said, but he was suddenly on his knees and seemed to be offering her crotch fruit.