Citations:donkey dick

Noun: "(vulgar, slang) a very large penis"

 * 1995 — Quentin Tarntino, Natural Born Killers: The Original Screenplay, Grove Press (1995), ISBN 0802134483, page 79:
 * That's it, isn't it? Mickey's got a big donkey dick.
 * 2005 — K. Sean Harris, Erotic Jamaican Tales, Book Fetish (2005), ISBN 976-610-703-3, page 3:
 * Come over here and break me in two with that donkey dick of yours," she purred, wiggling her ass provocatively.
 * 2009 — Ryan Field, "Mike the Married Man", in Boys Caught in the Act (ed. Mickey Erlach), STARBooks Press (2009), ISBN 9781934187449, page 145:
 * "That's smokin' if he can take that big fuckin' donkey dink all the way down to the short 'n curlies, dude," Billy said from somewhere on the bed.
 * 2009 — Bill Simmons, The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy, ESPN Books (2009), ISBN 9780345511768, page 349 (footnote):
 * When you have McAdoo's jumper, it's like being the one kid in high school who has a donkey dick. Everyone will remember you.

Noun: "(vulgar, slang, derogatory) an idiot, a fool"

 * 1985 — John Hughes, Weird Science:
 * Chet Donnelly: You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.


 * 2003 — Donald Mosher, The Muffin Mountain Motel Man, iUniverse (2003), ISBN 0595294650, page 91:
 * 'Stead a pissin' everyone off writing tickets all day, they could make themselves usefully and thin out the donkey dicks that never have, and never will learn how to be responsible drivers."
 * 2007 — Josh P. McClary, Chance Murphy and the Battle of Morganville, Kedzie Press (2007), ISBN 9781934087084, page 287:
 * "I don't ever want to catch you two donkey dicks listenin' to us again or I'll pull your underwear up over your heads," Dan said,
 * 2010 — Scott R. Riley, A Lost Hero Found, Dog Ear Publishing (2010), ISBN 9781608443895, page 33:
 * "You donkey dicks are both going to die today. My question is who goes first?"
 * 2011 — Uzoma Okoro, The Cocaine Saints, Xlibris (2011), ISBN 9781456888022, page 327:
 * If any of these donkey dicks had aimed for center mass they would all be dead by now.