Citations:douchenozzle

Noun: "alternative form of douche nozzle"

 * 2009, David Cross, I Drink for a Reason, Grand Central Publishing (2009), ISBN 9780446550888, unnumbered page:
 * There are soooo many undeserving douchenozzles with inflated egos in Hollywood, why him?
 * 2009, Megan Hart & Lauren Dane, No Reservations, Black Lace (2009), ISBN 9780352345196, unnumbered page:
 * Leah took a deep breath. 'She's a douchenozzle. And we hate her.
 * 2009, Megan McCafferty, Perfect Fifths, Crown Publishers (2009), ISBN 9780307452672, page 104:
 * "I can't say I'm surprised. He was always a bit of a …"
 * "Douchnozzle?"
 * 2010, Adam Carolla, In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-aged White Guy, Three Rivers Press (2011), ISBN 9780307717382, page 236:
 * I've said it before and I'll say it again, it is up to all of us to verbally abuse these douchenozzles.
 * 2010, Adam McClaran, Jesus Cries When You Touch Yourself: A Comic Monologue on Religious Bullshit in America in Tribute to George Carlin, ISBN 9781453697672, page 55:
 * You know, this Jesus guy is a real douchenozzle.
 * 2012, Lisa Fox, A Matter of Lust, Ellora's Cave (2012), ISBN 9781419940637, page 10:
 * He was also the very thing she needed to get her ex off her mind and out of her system. What a douchenozzle he had been.
 * 2012, Tucker Max, Hilarity Ensues, Blue Heeler Books (2012), ISBN 9781451669039, page 221:
 * So there I am, irritated as an unwiped asshole because I am surrounded by the type of people I loathe most: uppity, idiotic, pompous douchenozzles pontificating on shit they don't actually understand, because they think it makes them look cool in front of people they don't actually like.
 * 2012, Henry H. Owings, The Indie Cred Test: Everything You Need to Know About Knowing Everything You Need to Know, Penguin (2012), ISBN 9781101611401, unnumbered page:
 * You spend a lot of money and time on clothes and hair in order to look like you don't. And Googling is cheating, so the title “trend-jumping hipster fuckwad” might be generous. You might just be a douchenozzle.
 * 2013, Shaun David Hutchinson, fml, Simon Pulse (2013), ISBN 9781442432871, unnumbered page:
 * I put my hand to my cheek and wiggled my jaw. “You, sir, are a douchenozzle."
 * 2013, M. Leighton, Everything for Us, Berkley (2013), ISBN 9781101637456, unnumbered page:
 * It's an E-Class, sleek and black with tinted windows. I have no trouble imagining that it belongs to some polished douchenozzle of a lawyer. I'm instantly grouchy.
 * 2013, Robyn Schneider, The Beginning of Everything, HarperCollins (2013), ISBN 9780062217134, unnumbered page:
 * “No, no, bad portal,” he scolded, totally oblivious to the world. “Stop—evil— eurgh! Suck my flagellated balls, douchenozzle!”