Citations:douchewad

Noun: "(slang, derogatory) a rude, obnoxious, or annoying person"

 * 2007, John Sellers, Perfect from Now On: How Indie Rock Saved My Life, Simon & Schuster (2007), ISBN 9780743277082, unnumbered page:
 * The final piece of evidence used is the video for the aforementioned song, as it features the court's friend Cory Jones, he of the Dayton road trip, wearing a helmet and acting like a total douchewad—in a good way.
 * 2010, Matt Taibbi, Griftopia: A Story of Bankers, Politicians, and the Most Audacious Power Grab in American History, Spiegel & Grau (2011), ISBN 9780385529969, page 18:
 * It took off after a February 20, 2009, rant on CNBC by a shameless TV douchewad named Rick Santelli, who is today considered a pre-prophet for the Tea Party movement, a sort of financial John the Baptist who was dunking CNBC-viewer heads in middle-class resentment before the real revolution began.
 * 2012, Sarah Heauer & Chrissy Stockton, PhiLOLZophy: Critical Thinking in Digestible Doses, Thought Catalog (2012), unnumbered page:
 * Once we were at a party where some douchewad sincerely claimed that evolution was “intentional”
 * 2013, Selena Coppock, The New Rules for Blondes, HarperCollins (2013), ISBN 9780062131829, unnumbered page:
 * Perhaps all the gossip I've ever heard about him is wrong, I thought, and he's not a complete douchewad cheesedick after all.
 * 2013, Jennifer duBois, Cartwheel, Random House (2013), ISBN 9780812995879, unnumbered page:
 * I'm never attending some douchewad's press conference.”
 * 2013, Cassie Mae, Friday Night Alibi, Flirt (2013), ISBN 9780345548818, unnumbered page:
 * I'll be able to concentrate on this Chase-is-a-douchewad list.
 * 2013, Allie Larkin, Why Can't I Be You, Plume (2013), ISBN 9781101602843, unnumbered page:
 * Karen's husband left before Christmas last year. He was a total douchewad."
 * 2014, M. L. Brennan, Iron Night, Roc (2014), ISBN 9781101612965, unnumbered page:
 * so let me find you a roommate. I'll even filter out the douchewads for you."