Citations:fucktrumpet

Noun: "(slang, vulgar, derogatory) an obnoxious or contemptible person"

 * 2014, Mary Frame, Imperfectly Criminal, unnumbered page:
 * “I don't have time for dates, and when I do, the guy usually ends up being a giant fucktrumpet.”
 * 2015, Aaron Gillies, Life-abet: An A to Z of Existence, page 141:
 * There is enough going on in life without some fucktrumpet trying to belittle you.
 * 2016, Kristen Callihan, Managed, unnumbered page:
 * That fucktrumpet Martin, however... My hands curl into fists.
 * 2016, Andy Dawson, Get in the Sea!: An Apoplectic Guide to Modern Life, unnumbered page:
 * Arseholes (and it's always arseholes) are taking the swearwords that we love and skillfully deploying and fluffing them up, thereby completely ruining them. I'm talking cockwomble, I'm talking twatbadger, I'm talking shitwizard, cuntpuffin, and I'm talking fucktrumpet.
 * 2016, Todd Robinson, Rough Trade, unnumbered page:
 * Byron was a royal fucktrumpet either way.
 * 2017, Tracy Wolff, Flawed, unnumbered page:
 * You're the one whose trust was abused and you're the one who was violated by that ridiculous fucktrumpet of a wannabe man.
 * 2018, Chris Bauer, Jane's Baby, unnumbered page:
 * Great, a misguided fucktrumpet, out there knocking off church pastors, Judge lamented.
 * 2018, Penny Reid, Marriage of Inconvenience, unnumbered page:
 * I've known a lot of guys like that, fucktrumpet shitbags.
 * 2019, Preston Norton, Where I End and You Begin, unnumbered page:
 * Like, in theater, when Jayden was being an asshole to Willow, and you called him a... a fucktrumpet?
 * 2020, Aimee Brown, Love Me Like You Do, unnumbered page:
 * 'Why would you invite that fucktrumpet? He dumped your daughter at the altar. You should hate him like the rest of us – it's the family rule.'
 * 2021, Becker Gray, Ruined Sinner, unnumbered page:
 * You had every reason not to believe me, and every reason to think I was a fucktrumpet or whatever it was you called me.
 * 2022, Nina D'Aleo, The Fallen City, unnumbered page:
 * “Hey, fucktrumpet,” Butch said.
 * Pretty looked up. “Yes, dickcheese?”
 * 2022, Isabel Jordan, Caped and Dangerous, unnumbered page:
 * “Baby, just because your father was a fucktrumpet of the highest order —and don't get me wrong, he was a fucktrumpet—doesn't mean that all men, or even most men are.
 * 2022, Kiersten White, Hide, unnumbered page:
 * Her pumps are almost silent as she winds her way back toward the camp, mentally practicing the speech that will get her a job with these fucktrumpets.

Interjection: "(slang, vulgar) an expression of shock, frustration, worry, etc."

 * 2017, Rachel Spangler, Edge of Glory, unnumbered page:
 * “Holy shit balls, mother of frozen tundra, damn, hell, icy ass fucktrumpet.” Corey let fly every curse that sprang to mind as she splashed down into the frigid water.
 * 2020, Sarah Peis, Worship, unnumbered page:
 * And everything still looked the same. Sleeping hot guy? Check. Fancy hotel room? Check. The only thing covering me—a sheet? Check. Ring on my finger? Check.
 * Fucktrumpet. Why is there a ring on my finger?