Citations:hambeast

Noun: "(slang, derogatory) an obese person"

 * 2006, Taz Dhariwal, "Left to their own de-Vices", The Nugget (Northern Alberta Institute of Technology), Volume 44, Issue 6, 12 October 2006, page 10:
 * Dudes, if you ever tried to do this to your drunken buddy who's grinding with some hambeast you won't save him. You'll let him enjoy his drunken bliss until he wakes up the next morning;
 * 2007, Andrew Solomon, "Compatibility paves the long road to housing bliss", The Vanderbilt Hustler (Vanderbilt University), Volume 119, Issue 18, 19 February 2007, page 5:
 * During the course of the year, your roommate will wake up lying next to a hambeast he swears he thought was a 10 the night before.
 * 2010, Teresa D. Patterson, Project Queen, Edit Again Publications (2010), ISBN 9781470091750, page 2:
 * I don't mess around with big ol' hambeasts like ya aunt.
 * 2010, "WWWTF: Dossiers On Depravity", The Koala (University of California, San Diego), Volume 83, Issue 2, page 9:
 * For those who are into just morbid obesity, a common practice is for some derelict to meet a hambeast on Craigslist or whatever, then after shoveling Twinkies and shit down the whale's throat, will have her sit on his face.
 * I don't mess around with big ol' hambeasts like ya aunt.
 * 2010, "WWWTF: Dossiers On Depravity", The Koala (University of California, San Diego), Volume 83, Issue 2, page 9:
 * For those who are into just morbid obesity, a common practice is for some derelict to meet a hambeast on Craigslist or whatever, then after shoveling Twinkies and shit down the whale's throat, will have her sit on his face.