Citations:horny jail

Noun: "(Internet slang, humorous) a notional prison for people who are excessively sexual or lustful"

 * 2021, Ghost Mikawa (trans. Alexandra Owen-Burns), My Friend's Little Sister Has It In for Me!, Volume 1, page 14:
 * So you're into girls, yaoi, AND shotas? Seriously, go to horny jail
 * 2021, Kat Addams, WANTED: Emma Jean, Heartbreak Queen, unnumbered page:
 * But put me in horny jail because if I were you, I'd let Kyle rummage my sausage wallet anytime."
 * 2022, Sarah Kuhn, Holiday Heroine, page 302:
 * "Oh, there's my girl!" she exclaimed, reaching her arms out for Vivi. "Bea, thank you so much for the fashion intervention. Look at this! Shruti made it fit like a glove. And Annie wrestled my giant boobs into submission."
 * "They look magnificent," I said, nodding in approval. "In fact, they are such marvels of nature that I had to send your husband to horny jail. Which is the foyer coat closet. Why don't you go meet him there?"
 * 2022, Ghost Mikawa (trans. Alexandra Owen-Burns), My Friend's Little Sister Has It In for Me!, Volume 6, unnumbered page:
 * "I don't want gift cards! Show me the forbidden fruit!"
 * "Ugh! You're starting to piss me off. Go back to horny jail and stay there!"
 * 2022, Lindsay Murray, Ashes of Sin and Stardust, unnumbered page:
 * I spent most of my time watching his hands. His sleeves were rolled up to the elbows and his hands and forearms were powerful, veiny, and toned. Dark curly brown hair went down just past his wrists. I knew what those hands felt like, and it made it hard to think straight.
 * Go to horny jail, Alice. For fuck's sake.
 * 2022, Lotto Ramsay, "Isolation Fornication", Critic (University of Otago), Issue 5 (April Fool's issue), page 36:
 * Warning: do not at any point use lube while in your wankzorb as you may slip and slide around within like a human Keno Powerball, with the possibility of never escaping your bouncy, spherical horny jail.
 * 2022, Veliciah, CEO Stepbrother's Surprise Baby, unnumbered page:
 * I drink more water from my chair under the shade and try not to ogle my future husband's abs. I'm in horny jail, and it's not fair.
 * 2022, "Is my housemate evil?", Honi Soit (University of Sydney), Week 5, Semester 2, page 3:
 * Safe sex is hot, but solid sleep is hotter. Evil evil evil – off to horny jail they go.
 * 2022, Mr. B. Aiter, "New No Nut November Initiatives Introduced By President Holloway", The Medium (satirical newspaper of Rutgers University), 2 November 2022, page 2:
 * "I will be locking off Passion Puddle, because frankly, we have too much passion. That will be our new horny jail for those of you clapping too much ass."
 * 2023, Stephen Hartman, "Hashtag Mania or Misadventures in the #Ultrapsychic", in The Routledge International Handbook of Psychoanalysis, Subjectivity, and Technology (eds. David M. Goodman & Matthew Clemente), unnumbered page:
 * Memes of dogs as tamed wild beasts correlate with tamed masculine sexuality, with depictions either reveling in sexual appetite or embodying the superego that controls sexual appetite, such as Cheems' common declaration that sexual deviants will be sent to "horny jail."
 * 2023, Sarah Hawley, A Witch's Guide to Fake Dating a Demon, page 176:
 * "He's so strong," Mariel said, swirling a fry in ketchup and looking dreamingly into the distance. "He probably could have carried me for days without breaking a sweat."
 * "Ugh, that's so hot," Themmie said.
 * Calladia whacked Mariel's head with a rolled-up napkin. "Go to horny jail." She hit Themmie next. "You, too. You should not be encouraging this."