Citations:no crap, Columbo

Interjection: "(colloquial, sarcastic, somewhat derogatory) a riposte to someone who has just said something obvious"

 * 2013, Randall Lee, Boomer's Bust: A Solitary Journey Through the World of Dementia, FriesenPress (2013), ISBN 978-1-4602-3374-0, page 152:
 * “I need to buy some food.”
 * “No crap, Columbo.”
 * 2014, Kasey Brooks, What Lurks at the Bottom of My Panty Drawer: Lessons I've Learned from Kiddos, Critters and Coochies, AuthorHouse (2014), ISBN 9781491807330, page 117:
 * I yell for my husband, gasping, “My toe is horribly broken!”
 * He yells back, “No, I'm sure it's just ... ” Then he walks in the room. “Oh, no! That looks horrible!” Yeah, no crap, Colombo.