Citations:pedo-stache

Noun: "(slang) a moustache that resembles one from a stereotypical depiction of a male pedophile in the media"

 * 2009, Matthew Peters, "'The Informant!' Is a Mostly Flavorless Film", The Daily Californian (University of California, Berkeley), 17 September 2009:
 * Matt Damon-with Dick Cheney's eyeglasses and a stereotypical pedophile's mustache, or pedostache-bumbles into the bureau and conspires to take down a business that has swindled millions.
 * 2010, "Single Guy", "Dating Advice From the Single Guy", mathNEWS (University of Waterloo), Volume 114, Issue 1, 24 September 2010, page 9:
 * Exception to the rule: the pedo-stache, or more recently known as the Crosby-stache. It covers nothing, and qualifies you instantaniously [sic] to be on a child offenders list.
 * 2013, M & G, "Otago Museum Café", Critic (University of Otago), Issue 17, 29 July 2013, page 37:
 * However, if you are a young male with a pedo-stache like M, sitting in a café while small children run around your legs is enough to make you feel like Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones.”
 * 2014, Meg Elison, "Dakota Fanning’s latest flaccidly flops", The Daily Californian (University of California, Berkeley), 10 September 2014:
 * With his pedo-stache firmly penciled on, Kline nails the accent, the affectations and the alcoholism.