Citations:poop factory

Noun: "(idiomatic, pejorative or humorous) an infant"

 * 2010 — Barbra Monroe Goggin, Lessons from Joshua: God Whispers Through Autism, AuthorHouse (2010), ISBN 9781449076399, page 11:
 * She didn't feel pushed aside because the colic-stricken poop factory needed to be changed and burped again.
 * 2010 — Barbra Monroe Goggin, Lessons from Joshua: God Whispers Through Autism, AuthorHouse (2010), ISBN 9781449076399, page 11:
 * She didn't feel pushed aside because the colic-stricken poop factory needed to be changed and burped again.

Noun: "(idiomatic, pejorative or humorous) an animal whose defecation inconveniences humans"

 * 1996 — "Town declares war on Canada geese", The Record, 1 November 1996:
 * An eight-hectare park in the centre of town has been overrun with Canada geese -- virtual poop factories that have rendered the park a no-go zone for all but the bravest humans.
 * 2004 — Emma Holly, Personal Assets, Berkley (2004), ISBN 9780425199312, unnumbered page:
 * Béatrix arrived at Meilleurs Amis in time to see an exquisitely coifed poodle beginning to squat beside the door. With a hauteur that would have done her mother proud, she snapped her fingers at the chicly dressed woman who was walking it. "Non, non, madame. Not unless you have a bucket and a scrub brush."
 * The woman sniffed, but she did hustle her little poop factory away.
 * 2004 — Janice Willard, "Giving pets as Easter gifts is bad idea", Lawrence Journal-World, 11 April 2004:
 * Ducklings and chicks grow at a phenomenal rate, consuming a huge amount of food. And what goes in, must come out. They are pecking, peeping poop factories.
 * 2007 — MacLeod Pappidas, "A landlord's view: A cat, maybe", The Ukiah Daily Journal, 16 October 2007:
 * As we considered who we'd like to live in the house in our absence, dogs turned into door-scratching, floor-gouging poop factories and cats were toxic chemical time bombs.
 * 2008 — "Letters from the people", Anchorage Daily News, 1 April 2008:
 * It is cleaning up after the poop factory that they own and walk in our city's parks and neighborhoods.
 * 2009 — Joshua Beeman, "Unleashing life's lessons", Santa Fe New Mexican, 4 April 2009:
 * While I would prefer to think of my dog as a four-legged angel or nature's bed warmer, the truth is that he is also a small, mobile poop factory.