Citations:procrasturbation

Noun: "(slang, humorous) the act of putting off something important or wasting time by engaging in a leisure activity"

 * 2012, "Hitting all the right notes: perfect revision music", Exeposé (University of Exeter), Issue 593, 8 May 2012, page 21:
 * A mixture of electronica, rock and modern classical make up your musical deterrent to procrasturbation.
 * 2013, "Three Lines Free", The Gateway (University of Alberta), Volume 103, Issue 24, 13 March 2013, page 14:
 * Remember: one man's procrasturbation is another man's study break.
 * 2013, "This year's review revue", Martlet (University of Victoria, British Columbia), Volume 65, Issue 30, 4 April 2013, page 8:
 * Martlet writers looked at club sports funding and student nutrition and promoted the art of “procrasturbation.”
 * 2013, Jonny Barry, "The Casual Observer — A Brief History of Gender Equality In UCD", The University Observer (University College, Dublin), Volume 20, Issue 1, 17 September 2013, page 14:
 * Procrasturbation took a back seat for once, as multitudes of wannabe scholars descended upon the page to debate the merits of feminism and gender equality in general.
 * 2013, Lillie Reed, "Ennui-endo", The Chronicle (Duke University), Issue 32, 9 October 2013, page 11:
 * Signs and symptoms of this advanced stage may include: sitting in the library for hours on end and accomplishing nothing, applying to jobs that you have no interest in (because I don’t want to look back on my life and regret NOT applying to clown school, THAT’S WHY) and, of course, procrasturbation.
 * 2013, Terry Preston, "Naked for Charity: Airline and Rowing Team Release Semi-nude Calendar", The Minaret (University of Tampa), Volume 80, Number 10, 31 October 2013, page 13:
 * Through Warwick's coalition with EACH and Ryanair's cooperation with the Teen Cancer Trust, many procrasturbation sessions can be transmitted into crucial funds for each organization and their causes.
 * Signs and symptoms of this advanced stage may include: sitting in the library for hours on end and accomplishing nothing, applying to jobs that you have no interest in (because I don’t want to look back on my life and regret NOT applying to clown school, THAT’S WHY) and, of course, procrasturbation.
 * 2013, Terry Preston, "Naked for Charity: Airline and Rowing Team Release Semi-nude Calendar", The Minaret (University of Tampa), Volume 80, Number 10, 31 October 2013, page 13:
 * Through Warwick's coalition with EACH and Ryanair's cooperation with the Teen Cancer Trust, many procrasturbation sessions can be transmitted into crucial funds for each organization and their causes.