Citations:squish mitten

Noun: "(slang, vulgar) vagina"
James Wilson: She's a friend. Gregory House: A friend with a squish mitten.
 * 2005, Bloodhound Gang, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo":
 * Marinate the nether rod
 * In the squish mitten
 * 2007, April 17, Sara Hess et al, "Act Your Age", episode 3-19 of House, 00:20:12:
 * Gregory House: Okay. Then why did you take her to a play?
 * 2011, Rebecca Cullers, "Menstrual Brand Squeezes 25 Pet Names for Vagina Into New Song", Adweek, 22 June 2011
 * So, if you have a squish mitten that could do with a serenade, download the sheet music and show your pickle pouch some love.
 * 2012, Don Calame, Call the Shots, Candlewick Press (2012), ISBN 9780763661854, page 334:
 * Coop shakes his head. "Oh, you poor, naive little boys. That's a shot of her squish mitten."
 * 2015, Sarah Leyton, Defending Nora, Siren Publishing (2015), ISBN 9781632591272, page 102:
 * She warned them that unless they wanted to see a lot of gushing birth fluids and a pregnant woman's squish-mitten, then they would stay outside. Both men looked a little green at that warning, or maybe it was her vagina euphemism,