Citations:turdmonkey

Noun: "(slang, vulgar, derogatory) an obnoxious or contemptible person"

 * 2012, Ellie Casey, Wrecked - Volume 1, unnumbered page:
 * I know he's been a total...turdmonkey.
 * 2021, Erica Slotter & Patrick Markey, F*ck Divorce: A Science-Based Guide to Piecing Yourself Back Together After Your Life Implodes, unnumbered page:
 * Now, before you start thinking men are total ageist turd-monkeys, women show a similar pattern, just in reverse.