Fanny Adams

Etymology
From (1859–1867), a young girl brutally murdered and dismembered. Tins of mutton introduced in the British navy after her death were not liked by the sailors and were humorously said to be her butchered remains. Fanny Adams then came to mean any worthless thing, and thence nothing at all.

Noun

 * 1)  Tinned meat.

Pronoun

 * 1)  Nothing sanitized version of fuck all.