Lądek

Etymology
Sense #3 is derived from a situational gag in the cult comedy , where a post office clerk refuses to send a telegram, saying that "There is no such city as London. There is Lądek, Lądek-Zdrój...", maliciously pretending not to realize that the customer wants to send the telegram to England.

Proper noun

 * , a village in the
 * 1) the commune  surrounding the above village
 * 2)  London