ShamWow

Etymology
Trade name, from.

Noun

 * 1) A brand of absorbent cloth.
 * 2) * 2010, Scott Adams, Dilbert comic strip:
 * "Use this Shamwow to absorb someone else's soul while you suck on the other end."
 * "Use this Shamwow to absorb someone else's soul while you suck on the other end."