Talk:front bottom

Etymology? Population of usage? Evidence that *anyone* has ever said this?
 * Seems to be a UK thing. Kappa 04:36, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Front Bottom! We name and shame the bands named after a lady's privates.... Vytautniks 05:00, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

This was tagged with but not listed here. It's hard to find durably archived citations but these things might be useful@ Kappa 04:55, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Farm Fatale: A Comedy of Country Manors - Page 107
 * The Sky Was Full of Screaming Birds - Page 99
 * http://books.google.co.uk/books?lr=&q=%22touched+my+front+bottom%22&btnG=Search+Books&as_brr=0 http://books.google.co.uk/books?lr=&q=%22touched+my+front+bottom%22&btnG=Search+Books&as_brr=0
 * telegraph.co.uk
 * bbc.co.uk


 * This is very common in the UK (when you're about twelve, that is). Widsith 07:44, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 * Then it should be kept. bd2412 T 21:07, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

Rfvpassed. Andrew massyn 20:21, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

The first time that I heard this - and it has stuck in my mind, so it's quite possible that it was the first time it was used in a public context - was sometime in the 1980s by Ben Elton on the Mary Whitehouse Experience BBC TV show. He did a long piece about how he wanted to tell a joke about female genitals but the "powers that be" in the BBC couldn't think of a work that he could use to refer to the "front bottom". In the end they agree to let him call it the "toot toot".