User:Aearthrise/Pennsylvania Dutch/Rauch's Pennsylvania Dutch Hand-book

Preface.
About 'm yohr 1870, hob ich my mind uf gamaucht for 'n booch shreiva un publisha, fun Pennsylvania Deitsh in English un English in Pennsylvania Deitsh, mit der obsicht for practically un pruffitliche instructions gevva, abbordich for bisness menner os in pletz woona fun Pennsylvania Deitsh shwetzende leit, un aw for de feela daussenda fun Pennsylvania boova un maid os in de Englisha shoola gane un doch sheer nix shwetza derhame un in der nochbershaft os Pennsylvania Deitsh.

Ich hob sellamohls de arwet aw g'fonga, un hob a pawr daussend wardta g'sommelt un arranged alphabetically. Awer ich hob aw ous g'foona os ich noch net fit war for son'n job, weil ich net de noatwendich un practical erfawrung g'hot hob for de wardta shpella uf 'n regularer un uniformer wæg. Ich bin mootlose warra, un hob sellamohlsde arwet uf gevva.

Sidder sellam hob ich feel erfawrung g'hot, un my shpella is now orrick simple, according tzu der Englisha rule. De Deitsh rule doots net so goot, weil fun auchtzæ bis tzwansich per cent fun de wardta os for common g'used wærra in Pennsylvania Deitsh, English sin, odder an mixter fun English un Deitsh, un aw weil all de kinner in unserm Shtate larna English laisa, yusht 'n klainer dale fun eena krega enniche sort fun Deitshe larnung. De English rule, dawrum, is by weitam de besht for des booch. Ennich ebber os English laisa g'larnt hut con aw my Pennsylvania Deitsh laisa, un in ninetzain ous tzwansich fella, recht ous shprecha. Ich glawb os des booch specially goot is ols 'n inshtructor, weil es gor kæ neie orthography is, un brauch kæ shtudya- for es is im shpella common English. Der ch is der ainsicha Deitsh sound, un wærd ous g'shprucha we gh im Englisha nawma Dougherty.

Weil ordlich feel tzeitunga plots maucha for Pennsylvanish Deitshe shticker- for common humorish- an booch fun dar awrt wærd useful si, un feel wært, for 'n uniformer wæg tzu shpella fore bringa. Feel fun de shreiver du'n ferleicht contenda os 's shpella fun dem un sellam wardt besser si kent, un es con si os failer g'funna wærra, awer ich bin confident os im gonsa wærd des booch goot g'hasa- an g'soonty plons for 'n practically Pennsylvania Deitshe literature.

Es is net noatwendich os ich unnernem 'n history fun der Pennsylvania Deitch os ich unnernem 'n history fun der Pennsylvania Deitch shproach tzu gevva. Ich wær net amohl able sell tzu du wann ich aw wet. Der Prof. S. S. Haldemann bahawpt os de shproach is fun Seed Deitshlond in Pennsylvania ei gaplonst. Sell is ferleicht so. Ich date awer sawga es is de noddeerlich shproach in existance cooma dorrich de fermixung fun English un Deitsh shwetzende leit in der same nochbershaft, un by sellam mane ich olly clossa Deitshe, un net yusht de os fun seed Deitshlond cooma sin.

Luss der awer si we's will, Pennsylvania is 'n shproach, g'shwetzt net yusht by ea drittle fun de leit im grossa Shtate Pennsylvania, awer aw by daussenda un hoonerta fun daussenda Pennsylvanishe noch-coomer now in Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, West Virginia, Nordlich Maryland, Tennessee, Texas, un in onnery pletz. De shproach is in existance cooma, fun noddeerliche ursaucha. Un weil ich glawb os ich anyhow tzu'm dale mich fit g'maucht hob, dorrich yohra fun erfawrung un practice, der eck-shtæ tzu laiga for 'n practically Pennsylvania Deitshe literature, du ich yetz my arwe fore 's intelligenta public for 's awnemma un goot haisa, odder for 's weck shmeisa un condemma.

E. H. Rauch.

Preface (Fraktur).
𝕬𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙 '𝖒 𝖞𝖔𝖍𝖗 1870, 𝖍𝖔𝖇 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖉 𝖚𝖋 𝖌𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 '𝖓 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖈𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖆, 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍 𝖎𝖓 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖎𝖓 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍, 𝖒𝖎𝖙 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖇𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖚𝖓 𝖕𝖗𝖚𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖙𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖌𝖊𝖛𝖛𝖆, 𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖇𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖟 𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖆 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖜𝖊𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊 𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖙, 𝖚𝖓 𝖆𝖜 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖉𝖊 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖆 𝖉𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖛𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖉 𝖔𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖊 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖆 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖑𝖆 𝖌𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖔𝖈𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖓𝖎𝖝 𝖘𝖍𝖜𝖊𝖙𝖟𝖆 𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖚𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖋𝖙 𝖔𝖘 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍.

𝕴𝖈𝖍 𝖍𝖔𝖇 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑𝖘 𝖉𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖜𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖜 𝖌'𝖋𝖔𝖓𝖌𝖆, 𝖚𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖇 𝖆 𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖗 𝖉𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖙𝖆 𝖌'𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖙 𝖚𝖓 𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖉 𝖆𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞. 𝕬𝖜𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖍𝖔𝖇 𝖆𝖜 𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖌'𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖆 𝖔𝖘 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖍 𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖘𝖔𝖓'𝖓 𝖏𝖔𝖇, 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖑 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖉𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖆𝖙𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖚𝖓 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖆𝖜𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝖌'𝖍𝖔𝖙 𝖍𝖔𝖇 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖉𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖙𝖆 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖚𝖋 '𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖗 𝖚𝖓 𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝖜æ𝖌. 𝕴𝖈𝖍 𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖆, 𝖚𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖇 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑𝖘𝖉𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖜𝖊𝖙 𝖚𝖋 𝖌𝖊𝖛𝖛𝖆.

𝕾𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒 𝖍𝖔𝖇 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖆𝖜𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝖌'𝖍𝖔𝖙, 𝖚𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖘𝖎𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖊, 𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖟𝖚 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖆 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊. 𝕯𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖘𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖙, 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖑 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖙𝖟æ 𝖇𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖟𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖙𝖆 𝖔𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝖌'𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖉 𝖜æ𝖗𝖗𝖆 𝖎𝖓 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍, 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖘𝖎𝖓, 𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖓 𝖒𝖎𝖝𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖚𝖓 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍, 𝖚𝖓 𝖆𝖜 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖑 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖊 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖓 𝖚𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖒 𝕾𝖍𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖆 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖆, 𝖞𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖙 '𝖓 𝖐𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖆𝖑𝖊 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖆 𝖐𝖗𝖊𝖌𝖆 𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖙 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖚𝖓𝖌. 𝕯𝖊 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊, 𝖉𝖆𝖜𝖗𝖚𝖒, 𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖞 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖒 𝖉𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖘𝖍𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖘 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖈𝖍. 𝕰𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖊𝖇𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖘 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖆 𝖌'𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖙 𝖍𝖚𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖓 𝖆𝖜 𝖒𝖞 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍 𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖆, 𝖚𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖙𝖟𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖙𝖟𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖋𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆, 𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖍𝖆. 𝕴𝖈𝖍 𝖌𝖑𝖆𝖜𝖇 𝖔𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖘 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖈𝖍 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖑𝖘 '𝖓 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗, 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖑 𝖊𝖘 𝖌𝖔𝖗 𝖐æ 𝖓𝖊𝖎𝖊 𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖕𝖍𝖞 𝖎𝖘, 𝖚𝖓 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖐æ 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖚𝖉𝖞𝖆- 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖒 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍. 𝕯𝖊𝖗 𝖈𝖍 𝖎𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍 𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉, 𝖚𝖓 𝖜æ𝖗𝖉 𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖌'𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖗𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖆 𝖜𝖊 𝖌𝖍 𝖎𝖒 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖆 𝖓𝖆𝖜𝖒𝖆 𝕯𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖞.

𝖂𝖊𝖎𝖑 𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖆 𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖆 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖗- 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝖍𝖚𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖍- 𝖆𝖓 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖈𝖍 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖆𝖗 𝖆𝖜𝖗𝖙 𝖜æ𝖗𝖉 𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝖘𝖎, 𝖚𝖓 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖜æ𝖗𝖙, 𝖋𝖔𝖗 '𝖓 𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝖜æ𝖌 𝖙𝖟𝖚 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖆. 𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖚'𝖓 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝖔𝖘 '𝖘 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖒 𝖚𝖓 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖙 𝖇𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖎 𝖐𝖊𝖓𝖙, 𝖚𝖓 𝖊𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖓 𝖘𝖎 𝖔𝖘 𝖋𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖊𝖗 𝖌'𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖜æ𝖗𝖗𝖆, 𝖆𝖜𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖔𝖘 𝖎𝖒 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖆 𝖜æ𝖗𝖉 𝖉𝖊𝖘 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖈𝖍 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖙 𝖌'𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖆- 𝖆𝖓 𝖌'𝖘𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖞 𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 '𝖓 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊.

𝕰𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖆𝖙𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖔𝖘 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖒 '𝖓 𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝖔𝖘 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖚𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖒 '𝖓 𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖈𝖍 𝖙𝖟𝖚 𝖌𝖊𝖛𝖛𝖆. 𝕴𝖈𝖍 𝖜æ𝖗 𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑 𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖟𝖚 𝖉𝖚 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖓 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖆𝖜 𝖜𝖊𝖙. 𝕯𝖊𝖗 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖋. 𝕾. 𝕾. 𝕳𝖆𝖑𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖓 𝖇𝖆𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖕𝖙 𝖔𝖘 𝖉𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖈𝖍 𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝕾𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖎𝖓 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝖊𝖎 𝖌𝖆𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖙. 𝕾𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖘𝖔. 𝕴𝖈𝖍 𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖆𝖜𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖜𝖌𝖆 𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖉𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖈𝖍 𝖎𝖓 𝖊𝖝𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝖉𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖉𝖊 𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖝𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖚𝖓 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖜𝖊𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊 𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖋𝖙, 𝖚𝖓 𝖇𝖞 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖊, 𝖚𝖓 𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖊 𝖔𝖘 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝖘𝖎𝖓.

𝕷𝖚𝖘𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖜𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖎 𝖜𝖊'𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑, 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝖎𝖘 '𝖓 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖈𝖍, 𝖌'𝖘𝖍𝖜𝖊𝖙𝖟𝖙 𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖞𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖙 𝖇𝖞 𝖊𝖆 𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖊 𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖒 𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖆 𝕾𝖍𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆, 𝖆𝖜𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖜 𝖇𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖆 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖍-𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖎𝖓 𝕺𝖍𝖎𝖔, 𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖆, 𝕴𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖎𝖘, 𝖂𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖓, 𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖎, 𝕶𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖆𝖘, 𝕹𝖊𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖐𝖆, 𝕴𝖔𝖜𝖆, 𝖂𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖁𝖎𝖗𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖆, 𝕹𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉, 𝕿𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖊, 𝕿𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖘, 𝖚𝖓 𝖎𝖓 𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖟. 𝕯𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖆𝖈𝖍 𝖎𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖊𝖝𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖆, 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖓𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖆. 𝖀𝖓 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖑 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖌𝖑𝖆𝖜𝖇 𝖔𝖘 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖆𝖓𝖞𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖟𝖚'𝖒 𝖉𝖆𝖑𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖋𝖎𝖙 𝖌'𝖒𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖍𝖔𝖇, 𝖉𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖍𝖗𝖆 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖆𝖜𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝖚𝖓 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖊, 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖈𝖐-𝖘𝖍𝖙æ 𝖙𝖟𝖚 𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖌𝖆 𝖋𝖔𝖗 '𝖓 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊, 𝖉𝖚 𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖞𝖊𝖙𝖟 𝖒𝖞 𝖆𝖗𝖜𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊 '𝖘 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆 𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖔𝖗 '𝖘 𝖆𝖜𝖓𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖙 𝖍𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖆, 𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖗 '𝖘 𝖜𝖊𝖈𝖐 𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖊𝖎𝖘𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖆.

𝕰. 𝕳. 𝕽𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍.

De Olta un Neia Tzeita.
Written for the Pennsylvania-German Society:

Ich con on nix bessers denka os a pawr wardt sawga weaga de olta un neia tzeita. Suppose mer mista now widder tzurick gæ ivver fooftzich yohr, un laiva we sellamohls? Denk a mohl drau, ainer het business in Pittsburg, un mist dort si in dri odder feer dawg. Ar kent's net du in wennicher os sex dawg in der stage we se ols gatraveled sin sellamohls. Un suppose eber het in sella dawga bahawpt os sex dawg in der stage we se ols gatraveled sin sellamohls. Un suppose eber het in sella dawga bahawpt os de tzeit yeamohls coomd wann ainer mit feer odder finf hoonert onnera, all in ainer foor ob shtarta con fun doh om sivva uhr owets, un im same grossa foorwaisa, os runn'd ona geil, ins bet gæ, im goot shlofa, un der naigsht morya om sivva uhr uf wecka un grawd ous der foor in de shtadt Pittsburg shteppa, un ins grose wærtshouse shteppa, un ins grose wærtshouse, esst'n morya-essa un don si bisness tenda in a pawr shtund, un d'no widder in der shteam foor tzurick un by siner fraw un fomelia aw landa un si naucht essa nemma derhame alles inside fun feer un tzwansich shtoond! Wann aner for fooftsich yohr tzurick contend os mer yeamohls so travella con, sex, odder sivva hoonert mile in ame dawg, so ainer hetta se grawd ei gshpart im norra house. Un suppose ebber het sellamohls bahawpt os de tzeit coom'd os de leit in unserm lond all de particulars laisa kenna in de tzeitunga wass g'happened is om dawg tzufore in Deitshlond, Englond un all de hawpt shtedt in der gonsa welt, un os leit direct mitnonner shwetza kenna wann se aw fooftsich odder a hoonert mile fun annonner sin- so ainer, os proweert het de leit so saucha weis maucha, hetta se aw ins norra house gadu.

𝕯𝖊 𝕺𝖑𝖙𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝕹𝖊𝖎𝖆 𝕿𝖟𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖆 (Fraktur).
𝖂𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖘𝖞𝖑𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆-𝕲𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕾𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖊𝖙𝖞:

𝕴𝖈𝖍 𝖈𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖓 𝖓𝖎𝖝 𝖇𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖐𝖆 𝖔𝖘 𝖆 𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖗 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖙 𝖘𝖆𝖜𝖌𝖆 𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖌𝖆 𝖉𝖊 𝖔𝖑𝖙𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝖓𝖊𝖎𝖆 𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖆. 𝕾𝖚𝖕𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖜𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖟𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖌æ 𝖎𝖛𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖙𝖟𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖍𝖗, 𝖚𝖓 𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝖜𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑𝖘? 𝕯𝖊𝖓𝖐 𝖆 𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑 𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖚, 𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖙 𝖇𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖘𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖌, 𝖚𝖓 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖉𝖔𝖗𝖙 𝖘𝖎 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖗𝖎 𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖆𝖜𝖌. 𝕬𝖗 𝖐𝖊𝖓𝖙'𝖘 𝖓𝖊𝖙 𝖉𝖚 𝖎𝖓 𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖘 𝖘𝖊𝖝 𝖉𝖆𝖜𝖌 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖜𝖊 𝖘𝖊 𝖔𝖑𝖘 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖘𝖎𝖓 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑𝖘. 𝖀𝖓 𝖘𝖚𝖕𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖊𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖉𝖆𝖜𝖌𝖆 𝖇𝖆𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖕𝖙 𝖔𝖘 𝖘𝖊𝖝 𝖉𝖆𝖜𝖌 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖜𝖊 𝖘𝖊 𝖔𝖑𝖘 𝖌𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖘𝖎𝖓 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑𝖘. 𝖀𝖓 𝖘𝖚𝖕𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖊𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖉𝖆𝖜𝖌𝖆 𝖇𝖆𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖕𝖙 𝖔𝖘 𝖉𝖊 𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖎𝖙 𝖞𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖒𝖉 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖓 𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖒𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖋 𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆, 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖓 𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖇 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖆 𝖈𝖔𝖓 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖔𝖍 𝖔𝖒 𝖘𝖎𝖛𝖛𝖆 𝖚𝖍𝖗 𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖙𝖘, 𝖚𝖓 𝖎𝖒 𝖘𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖆 𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖗𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖆, 𝖔𝖘 𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖓'𝖉 𝖔𝖓𝖆 𝖌𝖊𝖎𝖑, 𝖎𝖓𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖙 𝖌æ, 𝖎𝖒 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖙 𝖘𝖍𝖑𝖔𝖋𝖆, 𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖓𝖆𝖎𝖌𝖘𝖍𝖙 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖞𝖆 𝖔𝖒 𝖘𝖎𝖛𝖛𝖆 𝖚𝖍𝖗 𝖚𝖋 𝖜𝖊𝖈𝖐𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖉 𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖗 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖆𝖉𝖙 𝕻𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖘𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖌 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖕𝖕𝖆, 𝖚𝖓 𝖎𝖓𝖘 𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖜æ𝖗𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖕𝖕𝖆, 𝖚𝖓 𝖎𝖓𝖘 𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖜æ𝖗𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊, 𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖙'𝖓 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖞𝖆-𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝖉𝖔𝖓 𝖘𝖎 𝖇𝖎𝖘𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖗 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖚𝖓𝖉, 𝖚𝖓 𝖉'𝖓𝖔 𝖜𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖒 𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖟𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖚𝖓 𝖇𝖞 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖆𝖜 𝖚𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆 𝖆𝖜 𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 𝖚𝖓 𝖘𝖎 𝖓𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖆 𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖚𝖓 𝖙𝖟𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖉! 𝖂𝖆𝖓𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖙𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖍𝖗 𝖙𝖟𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖔𝖘 𝖒𝖊𝖗 𝖞𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑𝖘 𝖘𝖔 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 𝖈𝖔𝖓, 𝖘𝖊𝖝, 𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖎𝖛𝖛𝖆 𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖜𝖌, 𝖘𝖔 𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖘𝖊 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖉 𝖊𝖎 𝖌𝖘𝖍𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖆 𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊. 𝖀𝖓 𝖘𝖚𝖕𝖕𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝖊𝖇𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖙 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖍𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖆𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖕𝖙 𝖔𝖘 𝖉𝖊 𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖒'𝖉 𝖔𝖘 𝖉𝖊 𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖚𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖒 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖘 𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖆 𝖐𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖊 𝖙𝖟𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖆 𝖜𝖆𝖘𝖘 𝖌'𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖒 𝖉𝖆𝖜𝖌 𝖙𝖟𝖚𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝕯𝖊𝖎𝖙𝖘𝖍𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖉, 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖚𝖓 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖕𝖙 𝖘𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖉𝖙 𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖆 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖙, 𝖚𝖓 𝖔𝖘 𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖙 𝖉𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖒𝖎𝖙𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖍𝖜𝖊𝖙𝖟𝖆 𝖐𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖓 𝖘𝖊 𝖆𝖜 𝖋𝖔𝖔𝖋𝖙𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖔𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝖆 𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖊 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖘𝖎𝖓- 𝖘𝖔 𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖗, 𝖔𝖘 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝖍𝖊𝖙 𝖉𝖊 𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖙 𝖘𝖔 𝖘𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖆 𝖜𝖊𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖆𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖆, 𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖘𝖊 𝖆𝖜 𝖎𝖓𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖆 𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖌𝖆𝖉𝖚.

Der Booch-Shtore.
Booch-hondler.- Well was con ich du for dich heit?

Customer.- Husht 'm Rauch si ni booch uf Penn. Deitsh?

B. Hob yoosht 's letsht copy derfu ferkawft- wann du tzæ minoota wardsht will ich an onnery lot doh hawa.

C. According tzu sellam du'n se shtorrick ferkawfa.

B. Ferkawfa! Se gæn ob we haisy buch-waitza koocha. Awer (tzum clarrick) shtep yoosht rumm un order fooftsich copies mainer.

C. Wass is der price fum booch?

B. A dawler un a holwer.

C. Is sell net rather 'n hocher price?

B. Es is uvvich 'm average, awer es is special, un wann du's amohl saisht don daitsht net ona du for finf mohl der price. (Der clarrick coomd tzurick mit a holb dootzend Hond Bicher, un sawgt os de irveriche fun der ni g'orderdy lot awcooma wærra in about a shtoon.)

C. Well, des is aw an shaines booch, sell is 'n fact.

B. Un wær hets gadenkt os de Penn. Deitsh shproah sheer feer daussend wardta het, besides a daussend mainer os yoosht ous 'm English ganooma sin?

C. Ich sæ 's is a goots booch, un ich nem tzwæ copies, ains for mich selwer un 's onner will ich meim duchter mon in Nei Yorrick shicka.

B. Nix soonsht heit?

C. Well, luss mich sana- yaw, ich will aw an quire fum besht note bobbeer un a pock envelopes, un aw luss sana, wass is der price fum Rebellion History?

B. Sell is tzwæ un a færtle.

C. Sawg tzwæ- sell is g'noonk.

B. Well, yaw, nems. Nix soonsht?

C. Nay, nix soonsht des mohl- oh yaw, ich het sheer fergessa, ich mus aw an number two reader hawa for my bu, un aw an shlan un pencil.

B. Nix sunsht?

C. Nay, sell is all. Now we feel maucht sell all tzomma?

B. Well, doh is's Rauch's Penn. Dutch, a dawler una a holwer's shtick, dri dawler; Rebellion, tzwæ dawler; Reader, finf un sivvatzich; boobeer, tzain; shlate un pencil, finf un tzwonsich; envelopes tzain- in oll sex dawtzain cent.

C. Sawg de ava sex dawler.

B. Oll recht- sex dawler.

C. Oh, really, ich hob fergessa- ich mus aw 'n copy fun Pilgrim's Progress hawa. Ich hobs shun long miner dochter fershprucha- wass is der price derfu- sell mit 'm gilt edge un selly clasps draw?

B. Tzwæ un a færtle.

C. Sawg tzwæ dawler.

B. Well, ich cons hardly du, awer weil 's dich is will ich's oll recht haisa.

C. Now bin ich awer færtich sure, good bye.

B. Good bye.

Claider Shtore.
Proprietor.- Coom ri, coom ri- doh is der plotz fors besht un wulfelsht- wass con ich du for dich- a gonsy suit, odder yoosht an ruck, hussa un jacket?

Customer.- Ich wais g'wiss sheer net- Ich will yoosht amohl eier hussa bagooka for sell is 's ainsich os ich brauch alleweil.

P. Was forriche, doonkeley?

C. Well, yaw, doonkle, awer net gons shwartz.

P. Doh sin a pawr os dich goot fitta- yoosht feer dawler un a færtle. Uu doh sin a pawr for dri un dri færtle, un doh an onners pawr for dri dawler.

C. Is des shtuff net sheer oll bau-wull?

P. Well nay- des pawr doh hut ebbas bau-wull, awer der graisht dale derfu is wull, un des doh pawr is oll wull un sell warn ich.

C. Well, ich gev der dri un a færtle is olles os ich du.