User:AmazingJus/Broad Australian English

I speak , which I'm very proud of, and is the predominant variety of English spoken in Australia. When I refer to 'broad', I mean it's kinda thick, something similar to what good ol' would sound like (except to say that he is kinda stereotypical with his accent, and mine's not as much as his). I don't even speak that 'broadly' either — it's in between a General Variety and the Broad one.

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No, I'm not gonna record my voice or tell you what it says, for privacy reasons!