User:AnonymousHackersAreHackingYou

The Peasle is a rare 5-legged Big mad form of weasel. They are native to deep oceans and Airplane overhead compartments. They like to spam people with 148 text messages all the same. The texts look like this : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Im Anonymous’s Pet cow ʕ◉ᴥ◉ʔ Im an Anonymous Savage Cabbage ᕦ◕〰◕ᕤ︻̷┻̿═━一 I’m Rango the flying sniper ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵з/╲/\╭☯෴☯╮/\╱﻿\ Im Anonymous’s pet Anonymous ━╤デ╦︻╚═✖╭ ͟ʖ╮✖═╝Im Anonymous’s Creation If you get one of these texts call 1-800-PeasleCatchingINCORPERATED or e-mail them at PeasleCatchingAndExterminating@Peasle.cow If you are on a plane and see a peals scream, "ITS A PEASLE!" To make sure its a peals look at the eyebrows and see if they are Big enough and Mad enough to be a Peasle's. If they have six legs then get on gardening gloves and pull out a rake to try and catch them.