User:Connel MacKenzie/atrocities

Shit that won't be deleted (and certainly never corrected, due to the inherent stupidity of WT:RFV,) until I request de-sysopping by means of an automated deletion spree. No sir, no warning tag can possibly be enough for these. Most were kept at the request of some faction or another, knowing perfectly well that none will exist, 10 years from now. Am I worried that our typical vandals may pick on these entries (confer: w:WP:BEANS)? Bah. Frankly, I hope they do. More likely, they'll give the contributors that got these entries successfully added the "best troll/best goatse" vandalism of the year award. After all, it is soooo hard to vandalise a site that "anyone" can edit.

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