User:CyberSkull/Appendix:Daily Show and Colbert Report

C

 * congratsurbating - congratulating + masturbate http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-april-29-2013/cut-punters

P

 * procrasterbating - procrastinate + masturbate http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-april-29-2013/cut-punters

T

 * truthiness - A flagrantly false item that a person wishes/feels is true. Colbert Report