User:IamMorbidlyObese

Hello everyone. I created this page in the hopes of garnering some social relations around the world. I am a very kind soul. However, I am morbidly obese, and because of this, I have been discarded from society. I weigh over 536 lbs and I am immobilized by my fat. In fact, I have not been able to leave my sofa for the last five months. This sofa has become my entire world - I eat here, work here, sleep here, and go to the bathroom room. As you can imagine, this is a very disheartening situation, and so I am attempting to reach out to the world through Wikipedia and similar sites. Please understand, I am not an unsavory person; in fact, I am a friendly and well-meaning individual. My fat is consuminig me... please.... deliver me from my fat.....

Thank you, Richard R. Sanders