User:Jack Daniels~enwiktionary

i am a very renowned professor from harvard, and i would like to tell you that the article on holes i read is very true... i mean, holes are preyed upon by piles, i have done years of extensive research and have found this is true. holes are becoming extinct because of these darn piles of doom... so please save the holes... thank you and i will be here all week, thank you...

Yours Truely,

Jack Daniels