User:Jnestorius/deliberate mispronunciation

Some playful mispronunciations have attained a degree of currency without ever escaping the orbit of the standard pronunciation. They're not variant pronunciations and not independent lexemes, but somewhere in between.

Did the origin of bike < bicycle involve such a mispronunciation as well as a clipping?
 * anyhoo < anyhow
 * coinkydink < coincidence

Deliberate malapropisms

 * mercy buckets < merci beaucoup
 * your beeswax < your business