User:Lord Malcolm of Pelshire

Hello.

It quickly became obvious to me that my little username joke is misunderstood outside my circles. Pelshire is a breed of dog, not a place. I am "lord" of nothing more than a bit of warped humour. I now realize I ought not to have done that, but done is done. You can call me Malcolm if you like. &mdash; Lord Malcolm of Pelshire 19:21, 14 Feb 2005 (UTC)

Upon further reflection, I have decided it was such a poor idea that I have now created a new account sans the "Lord", a title to which I have no right. Sorry for creating what now amounts to a sockpuppet, but be assured I will abandon the old username forthwith. Thank you. &mdash; Malcolm of Pelshire 19:36, 14 Feb 2005 (UTC)