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Ankklank (noun)

Ankklank is a word that was created by Bill Lynch back in 2002 on a warm and crazy night in South Florida. It was created in a moment of confusion and sheer bliss as a substitute for many words, and it can be used in many different ways, such as:


 * (answering the phone as a ficticious company) - "Ankklank International, may I help you?"


 * (as a friendly suggestion) - "you are so full of ankklank"


 * (to celibrate a phony holiday) - "Merry Ankklank"

It's original intent was to replace the word "fattie", as the author was informed by co-conspiritors Mike and Sharon Stairs, that if he used fattie in a sentence one more time, they would kill him. Thus inspired to live a little longer, "ankklank" was born.

Feel free to use it in your daily vocabulary.