User:Mustliza/12 days

This Christmas is a poetry competition. You have to make up a rhyme about a topic of your choice, in the style of The Twelve Days of Christmas. The winner is decided democratically. Place your entries below

Twelve days of Wonderfool
On the twelfth days of vandals, Wonderfool gave to me...
 * 1) sarcastic edit summary
 * 2) admin nominations
 * 3) Spanish idioms
 * 4) quotes about football
 * 5) blockings
 * 6) conjugations
 * 7) featured pictures
 * 8) requests for definition
 * 9) minor typos
 * 10) Roman numerals
 * 11) substandard entries
 * 12) Word of The Day nominations

by Wonderfool

A correspondingly low-effort entry
On the first day of Christmas, a steward messaged me: "Could you get on IRC?" On the second day of Christmas, a steward messaged me: We've had two complaints, And could you get on IRC? On the third day of Christmas, a steward messaged me: French Wikt has banned you, We've had some complaints, And could you get on IRC? On the fourth day of Christmas, a steward messaged me: We're calling your mobile, French Wikt has banned you, We've had some complaints, And could you get on IRC? On the fifth day of Christmas, a steward messaged me: Pick up when I ring! We're calling your mobile, French Wikt has banned you, We've had some complaints, And could you get on IRC?

Equinox ◑ 14:43, 15 December 2018 (UTC)