User:Neskaya/British slang

Definitions

 * arse bandit, bum bandit, ring raider, shit stabber, turd burglar, poof/poofter, fairy, bender, bent, shirtlifter : homosexual (offensive, derogatory)
 * bell/bell-end : glans of the penis or fool
 * berk : idiot, irritating person (from Berkeley Hunt, Cockney rhyming slang for cunt)
 * Billy : amphetamines. (From Billy Whizz, a British comic strip character.) friendless (Billy No-Mates)
 * Bobby, Old Bill, Plod, 5-Oh, Rozzers, Bizzie (Scouse), The Scum, The Filth : police, police officer
 * blagger : Liar or Robber. Also 'Blag' is 'lie to' or 'rob' someone. Also somebody who boasts a lot.
 * bloke, chap, geezer : Man (informal)
 * blooming : euphemism for bloody
 * bog : toilet
 * bog off : Go away
 * bog roll : Toilet paper
 * bollock(s): fuck, damn, shit
 * bird : girl
 * brown bread : dead
 * Bugger : Anal sex, an exclamation of dissatisfaction ("OH BUGGER!"), in a dire situation ("Well, we're buggered now"), acute surprise
 * Bum : The Buttocks, The Anus or Both.
 * chav, ned, bam, scally : A person who dresses in a certain style, typically badly or in sports clothing. Often used as a form of derogation.
 * Cheers : Thank you or goodbye
 * Cock : An idiot
 * Duff : Doesn't work "these batteries are duff" or beat "let's duff him up"
 * Fag : Cigarette
 * Fanny : Female external genitalia
 * Fit : Sexually Attractive
 * gaff : house
 * gash : derogatory term used for females or the female genitalia
 * gay : bad e.g. "It was 'gay' being mugged"
 * git, bell-end, knob-end : incompetent, stupid, annoying, or childish person
 * Gob : Mouth; to spit
 * Gobsmacked : Flabbergasted, dumbfounded, astounded, speechless
 * Half-Inch : To Steal
 * Helmet : 'Glans of the Penis' or 'fool'
 * handbags : a harmless fight
 * Ickle : Small
 * I('ll) say : expression of surprise, amazement
 * Jack, Raise : Steal
 * jammy : lucky. (also 'spawny')
 * Jizz : Semen
 * Kip : Sleep, Nap
 * knackered : exhausted, tired
 * Knob head : a stupid, irritating person
 * Knob jockey : homosexual (to ride the penis like a jockey rides a horse)
 * Fruitbat, Spazmo : idiot
 * Loo : Lavatory
 * Manc : someone from Manchester
 * Manky : Dirty, filthy
 * Meat and Two Veg : male external genitalia
 * Minge : Vagina
 * Minger : Ugly or filthy-minded person
 * Minted : Wealthy
 * Munter : Ugly person
 * Nick : Steal or Police Station "He's in the 'Nick'"
 * Nicked : Arrested or Stolen i.e. "He got 'Nicked' after he'd 'Nicked' that Car"
 * Nonce : Paedophile or idiot
 * Nutter : Insane person
 * pig pen : police station
 * Pillock : Someone who is stupid
 * Pinch : Steal
 * Pissed : Drunk
 * ponce : pimp; a posh, effeminate man.
 * Ring : Anal Sphincter
 * Safe : Good, Agreed
 * See A Man About A Dog : Attend a secret deal or meeting.
 * Scouser : Someone from Liverpool
 * Scrote : Scrotum or pestilent child or teenager
 * Shag : Have sex with
 * Shiner : Black Eye or Erection
 * Skint : without money
 * Skanked : Ripped-off, daylight robbery, expensive
 * Skanky : vile
 * Slag, Slapper, Tart, Scrubber : Prostitute, Loose woman
 * Slash : urinate, urination
 * snog : French kiss
 * Sod : idiot, moron, or annoying person (from sodomite)
 * Sod off : go away, i.e. fuck off.
 * Steaming : Extremely Drunk
 * Stuffed : sexual intercourse (e.g. "Get Stuffed" or "We're Stuffed")
 * spawny : lucky
 * spunk : semen, ejaculate
 * Take the piss (out of) : To mock, "Are you taking the piss?"
 * Tosser : Literally someone who masturbates (to toss off), but generally means an idiot or someone whom the speaker doesn't like
 * twat : Female genitalia or an idiot
 * wank : masturbation
 * wanker : Literally someone who masturbates (verb - to wank), but generally means an idiot or someone whom the speaker doesn't like.
 * Whizz : Amphetamines. See also 'Billy'