User:Proxima Centauri

I'm named after the star, Proxima Centauri. I feel I've got a bit of a literary bent and at the moment I'm writing a little sci-fi. The title,

 The Aliens of the Flaming Red Sun 

I contribute from time to time here. Incidentally I'm British. I spend so much time reading what Americans write on the Internet that I feel I understand some American English though Americans should check when I try to define American terms.

Drunks
I dispise them, especially those who get regularly and habitually drunk.

Drunks and Infidelity
Warning! If you're regularly drunk your wife or lady friend just might get fed up and might get tempted to be unfaithful.

Well I didn't write the song below but it warns you about the problem.

'''Four Nights Drunk You Old Fool '''Seven Drunken Nights

More about infidelity and I did write this one though Georfey Chaucer helped me a bit.

''' [http://fiction.wikia.com/wiki/An_Alien_Wife_committed_Adultery_and_tricked_her_Husband. An Alien Wife committed Adultery and tricked her Husband.] '''

How to treat a drunk
A traditional sea shanty about the drunken sailor '''What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor? '''What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor? '''What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor? What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor? (text only)