User talk:--Stranger/WA

WA - Wiktionarians Anonymous A place to come after one too many in the Beer Parlour.

Dedication
This page is dedicated to and inspired by CMK. Wiktionary has deeply benefited from his addiction.

Introduction
Have you studied the "Recent Changes" screen late at night wondering what is taking someone so long to make the next edit? Q2 Do you actually think "36dd - the ideal breast size" is pretty good information and ought to be an entry? If you've answered, "yes", to any of these questions, then you've come to the right place. It's time to admit you have a problem and that you're addicted to Wiktionary.

It's okay. You're with friends here. We don't have lives either.

The Cure
I hear it's a good rock band. Oh, sorry, wrong forum. Let me start again.

The cure, I'm afraid, is to follow a hard and fast rule from which there are no exceptions. You may not use Wiktionary (but you may use your computer) on (a) if your first name begins with the letter A-M: even-numbered Tuesdays, odd-numbered Thursdays; or (b) if your first name begins with the letter N-Z: odd-numbered Tuesdays, even-numbered Thursdays.

Stay away from Wiktionary AND your computer on Wednesday, Saturday or Sunday each week, preferrably stagger them.