User talk:IamMorbidlyObese

Hi. I am obese. I am a smouldering pile of crap, however I am also filled with joy in spite of being imprisoned in 536 lbs of adipose tissue.

HELP ME! I'M BLOATING!
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Your contributions
Hello there! Can you please stop deleting content from their respective pages? If you want to contribute, please, try to do it in a constructive manner. If you continue to vandalize entries, you will be blocked. --Dijan 03:40, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

I'M STILL BLOATING!
That DOESN'T solve my problem! I'm bloating, Dijan!

Block
We have made an appropriate effort, I feel, to welcome you into the community and inform you about conventions here. At some point, we have a dictionary to write, and the edits you have made do not appear to us to be in good faith, toward the goal of writing a dictionary. I hope that you find an appropriate support group for your condition. The best that Wiktionary could appropriately do, in my experience, is to offer you a diversion and an opportunity to be part of a community dedicated to a different purpose. Best of luck to you finding your place. --Dvortygirl 04:00, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Please stop tormenting me
Please... stop being cruel to me just because I am obese!!!
 * Mate, I'll be your friend. You seem like an entertaining kinda mensch. Here's hoping you find a decent slimming program. --Expurgator t(c) 22:21, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Thank you, my friend! IamMorbidlyObese

we are a wiki
Hey IAMO, how do you fancy writing a page WikiSaurus:fat, as it would be very helpful, both for us as a small-time dictionary, and for you as a rotund heffer. See Wikisaurus for guides on how to make a Wikisaurus entry. Basically, it's just telling us what are the synonyms of fat (tubby, huge, overweight etc.) --Expurgator t(c) 18:20, 14 March 2006 (UTC)

The Wikisaurus already exists! However, I will expand it.

Thanks for experimenting with Wiktionary. Your test worked, and has now been removed. Please use Sandbox for any other tests you want to do, since testing material in articles will normally be removed quickly. Please see the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our dictionary. Thanks. -- Tawker 04:33, 15 March 2006 (UTC)

TEST?!
You think that was a test? I'm BLOATING!