Wiktionary:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/Second hundred

uranosilite

 * (cur | prev) 20:37, 31 August 2011 Equinox (Talk | contribs) . . (309 bytes) (+309) . . (what you say to a torch that keeps looking over your shoulder)

aurum fulminans
In the late sixteenth century, alchemists made a startling discovery. The element of their dreams - gold - showed a dark side to it`s character. The alchemists used gold as a seed for their transmutational follies, and those who dissolved gold in aqua-regia (3:1 HCl + HNO3) had faith that their financial investment was secure. The products of experimentation (however disappointing) could always be reduced in a furnace to recover the precious metal. Or so they thought - fulminating - exploding in a peculiarly sudden or violent manner

The first alchemist to try mixing his solution of gold in aqua-regia with a foul smelling ammoniacal concoction would have been excited to see a dirty yellow/green precipitate appear. Perhaps this was the "philosopher`s stone" he so desired -

philosophers stone

Unfortunately, the unknown alchemist was no-doubt devastated, both physically and financially, upon determining the properties of the gold hydrazide (AuHN.NH2) he had prepared.

Upon heating, crushing or scratching the dried, dense, olive-green powder, his invested gold would have been vapourised by a chemical decomposition so violent as to endanger his life.

Fulminating Gold was the first high-explosive to be made. Before then, chemical explosions had only been observed when a vigorous exothermic gas-evolving reaction was contained by an enclosure (such as black-powder in a shell-case).

The Variety of Preparations

Fulminating gold is variously described as being a dirty olive-green powder as prepared from auric hydroxide, and as a yellow precipitate - Vogel, mixing a solution of gold chloride and ammonia solution, formulated as Au2O3.3NH3+NH(ClNH2Au)2. Also described is a black powder, when prepared from auric oxide and concentrated ammonia.

The dried powder is extremely sensitive to percussion. Robert Hooke in 1660 put the powder into a spoon, put a heavy coin over it and, by tapping the spoon on a table top, detonated the fulminating gold and sent the coin to the rafters. He used this demonstration of 'exploding without fire' to formulate ideas on combustion, which challenged the Aristotelian doctrine of combustion.

Glauber`s explosive method of gold-plating

Johann Rudolph Glauber (1604 -1668) - mad, rich nail bomber?

Johann Rudolph Glauber (1604 -1668), a German alchemist, experimented with suicidal quantities of fulminating gold. In De Purgatorio Philosophorum - A Treatise Concerning the Purifying Fire, he describes an explosive method of plating steel needles with gold.

He recommends preparing the Aurum Fulminans (exploding gold) by precipitation from the gold solution (in aqua-regia), not by using Salt of Tartar (potassium carbonate, made by heating cream of tartar, or potassium tartrate), but with Salt of Urine (ammoniacal salts containing ammonium carbonate).

Preparation of Salt of Urine

Examination of an amber liquid

The preparation of Salt of Urine is a Bacchanalian process, with unpleasant storage problems. Here is an account from The Art of Distillation by John French, 1651.

"Take of the urine of a young man drinking much wine, as much as you please. Let it stand in glass vessels in putrefaction forty days. Then pouring it from its feces, distill it in a glass gourd in sand until all be dry. Then cohobate the said spirit on the caput mortuary three times. Then distill it in a gourd of a long neck and there will ascend, besides the spirit, a crystalline salt which you may either keep by itself, being called the volatile salt of urine, or mix it with its spirit which will thereby become very penetrating if they be digested for some days together."

Cohobate means "To repeat the distillation of, pouring the liquor back upon the matter remaining in the vessel", as for caput mortuary.....?

Glauber then describes mixing half an ounce of fulminating gold with a flux as a moderator or damper. Half an ounce of any fulminating compound is a huge quantity.

Only milligrams of silver fulminate is used in 'Snaps', small twists of paper containing fulminate coated sand. They explode when thrown onto a hard surface. Fulminating silver is a topic mentioned several times in "The Young Man`s Book of Amusement".

The amount of fulminating gold Glauber used is frightening because of the unpredictable nature of the substance, particularly when impure. From an alchemical text -

"One must, in this case, submit it to difficult and dangerous manipulations, for one may transform the metal into gold fulminate,... several mortal accidents following upon this preparation. But if the disciple has been instructed in a good school, he will avoid this sophistic snare and operate hermetically; he will thus avert this redoubtable danger."

Note: Fulminating gold is above referred to as gold fulminate. This is incorrect; strictly speaking a fulminate is a salt of fulminic acid CNOH. Gold fulminate Au(OCN) is equally explosive, but is quite different chemically to fulminating gold.

Glauber embeds the needles in his moderated Fulmen (the aurum fulminans and flux mix) and detonates it. The decomposition of the fulminating gold releases gold vapour, which plates the steel needles in a highly spectacular manner. Glauber made explosively plated needles as gifts -

"It is also no contemptible curiosity to see needles changed to gold, their pristine form remaining. I took once 20 or 30 needles, which I put with their points up to the midst in the said Fulmen, their upper halves remaining untouched by it, and after Fulmination took out the needles, the lower part of which was pure gold, the upper continuing Iron, which I distributed amongst my Friends and Lovers of Art for a remembrance. The same may be performed with Nails."

Joseph Glitch, Alchemist, uses his family`s last gold coin

The above is for information only. Please don`t attempt to make fulminating gold.

subocular
the very sound you see before your eyes..

Noun
en


 * 1) You could never get full of games

brownblood
An avid fan of the Cleveland Browns NFL football team.Someone who bleeds brown from having Cleveland Browns in their blood.

kick and a flick for being so quick
On the first day of each month, after someone has said 'pinch and a punch for the first day of the month' and they pinch and punch you, you say 'flick and a kick for being so quick' then obviously you flick and kick them

Alvarez
lol my maths teacher is called this.

Ben of House Blackwood 𒁁𒂗𒌉𒂍𒄑𒈨𒌍𒈪𒈨𒌍
‣ Attrachsanarianism (noun): A carefully concealed attraction, such as to a forbidden object of lust. ‣ Sagronoxadorianism (noun): embarrassment at having gone on a stupid, ridiculous or humiliating train of thought, involving the muttering of silly phrases to oneself. ‣ Vulcheireigrity (noun): The turning-back of one's thoughts from decision to indecision, when one was sure the decision had already been made. ‣ Sogonoxitude (noun): The chagrin one feels at one's plan having failed due to an easily avoidable blunder. ‣ Felgenenistehelenocticide (noun): Emphatic surety that one's plan was pointless, combined with the simultaneous realization that one had gotten excited about said plan to an excessive degree. ‣ Sadoxianography (noun): The mapping of a place with one's mind's eye, in order to locate a particular detail in that space.

Please translate the following sentence into Tibetan
Live In The Present


 * Sure! I'll do it tomorrow.  -- 205.166.76.15 22:01, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

Paradyce
Paradyce is the most famous of all runescape players and is also known as the "mother of all procrastinators." When he says tomorrow, he really means a span of 1 month - never.

Antonyms

 * speedy

nuclear power

 * 1) Chuck Norris invented nuclear power in 1492, Benjamin Franklin spread rumors that Chuck Norris watches porno and ended his career.

Abraham Lincoln hat
It was tall and was black. It was made of satin and another one was made of cotton fibers and cow dung. He baught his hats from a family friend whom was a hat maker. His name was Henry Williams the eigth.

butt chin

 * from Requests for deletion:

Just a butt that looks like a chinLucifer 22:52, 13 November 2011 (UTC)

Jacobi
Jacobi is a Jewish name... Jason is too

fèihuà
In most cases they have been cracked, chipped, stained or damaged in some manner

Johnny Depth
an entity that exists in every instance a person makes a statement that they believe to be Deep or Profound or Witty but is actually Stupid and Dull and Witless

Pudding bear

 * 1) Pudding Bear ; elusive half monkey that runs thru the mist...yellow teeth give this elusive predator much advantage during the hunt.
 * 2) The "Pudding Bear" looks impressive in that suit!
 * 3) Pudding; Bear; bananas; stinky hair

Dinderman
A Dinderman is someone who is awful at Halo Reach. They do not stand a chance and give up Unfriggrnbelievapitts to everyone they play. It is a joke. Sometime Andrew Brown plays like a Dinderman and Harry Pitt has to carry him around in his backpack. You do not want to be called a Dinderman; that's like being called a Mexican.

snakehead fish
eats penut butter samwhich's. worst enemie goldfish. sounds like nutcracker.

Wakstbaak Saakkinkrak
A town near Sydney, Australia with a 3732 population of 32,413. The town members use the octal counting system, so the decimal values are actually 2010 and 13,579. The town's official languages are Vmtorhs (VEM-torse), whose alphabet is: Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A, and Wakstbaak Saakkinkrak (WAXD-bak SAK-in-KRAK), from where the town's name comes from. The Wakstbaak Saakkinkrak alphabet has just 7 letters: WA K S T B I. It can also be called Wakstbi (WAXD-bee) from the sounds of the 7 letters. The IP address for all computers, iPads, iPod Touches, iPhones, etc. in Wakstbaak Saakkinkrak is 173.137.25.6 (123.95.21.6).

orange crush
Orange crush is a mixture of my penis and radioactive squid splooch

zombie noses
need alot more about zombies

Documentariamoniarism
- an insult meaning you are a perverted duck shagger that wears a condom

brotel
Surprisingly not "a hotel for bros". Bummer, bro.

the spiderman
The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then "slinging" the seaman on the face or body of a sexual partner. much like the comic book hero, spiderman, shoots his web.

Binary Application Markup Language
" a binary format for an XML that can be"

King Arthur
king athur died from morgan la fey and his own son named mordred in jeliousy, he should have been king but not the way he wanted it, its qiute sad, but in shrek 3 he gets a 2nd chance and becomes, king artie of far far away. suck it thanks- [name removed]

discipline
From WT:Feedback:

Juicy Kitten
This is a juicy kitten its a dirty word for juicy pussy and i think its gross personally but my buddie says it.

German States
After this RFV debate, Category:German States was cited as follows:
 * 2001?, Prestige Philately, Auction Number 153:
 * Displaying 1 Lots in Category - GERMAN STATES
 * 2010, BOULE-MC, German States:
 * Product 8 of 9 in category German States
 * 2010, H. R. Harmer, Auction Listing:
 * Category: GERMAN STATES

yakless

 * 1) Without a yak, devoid of yaks, having a total number of yaks at zero, being lonely in the sense of yaks, devoid of any form of yak, suffering from a yak lack.
 * 2) not containing yaks or yak meat

Wiktionary:Translation requests: help
LEAVE MY MAN ALONE OR i WILL KILL YOU INTO XHOSA LANGUAGE

Noun

 * 1) A wooden ruler with immense special powers. Believed to give the wielder immortality, telekinesis, and unsurpassed healing powers for as long as (s)he holds it. Destroyed in 2006 by an evil Physics teacher, the remnants transferred its powers to a plastic ruler, the Wegazan, with lesser mystic powers.
 * 2) An ancient Japanese ritual, involving placing a clay plate on the participant's head, then entering a cave and attempting to break the plate against the uneven surface. Succeeding in this ritual granted the participant a place in the Hayowotchi, the leading tribe of the long-lost island of Myaki. Dying in this ritual was also considered a great honour, and the ancient Hayowotchi believed those who did would receive a better afterlife. However, those who failed were outcast and forced to live in the wilds, fending for themselves.

Verb
To participate in the Zegawan ritual.

Interjection
Used in the imperative as a mild curse. Often used when dropping an object, receiving mild injury, or when in a state of great confusion.

Dachfenster
Since it was labelled "English", a Briton pronounced it for us:.

buck naked

 * 1) Naked but for a waist band with knife sheath, arm bands, footwear, weapons in hand, etc.

aktiven galaktischen Kerns
This schizophrenic entry had as its content

== Turkish == ===Noun=== #

Category:Nuttall Encyclopedia
This was posted on WT:TODO with the comment "There's a very small number of old entries imported from Category:Nuttall Encyclopedia which can be cleaned up. This should take no more than 15 minutes. --Rising Sun talk? 02:05, 20 December 2009 (UTC)"

After being ignored for four years, it was [//en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=Wiktionary%3ATodo&diff=21439963&oldid=21361384 finally cleaned up] in an indeed short amount of time.

शुक्र
This edit restored a usage example to the entry, one which is reportedly inappropriate. Except the edit never restored anything; the editor forged the edit summary to make it look like he didn’t add it.

Lynx
Notice the header of the last section that was added.

into Scottish garlic
Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls - to transfer this into Scottish garlic
 * ? 22:27, 26 September 2012 (UTC)

Feeedback: dwarf
hello i would like to know more about the dwarf/dwarven race as where were they originally live and also does the tolkeins descpiton of dwares actually exist or excited. i have been very interested as my family and ancestors may have derived from dwarf/dwarven blood in my family and myself. my family/ancestors and myself have mostly dwarven characteristics. myself,my father, and all fatherd before him are masters of craftmanship and are short stocky and can grow impressive beards. i hope someone can gie me some information about dwarfs/dwarves and anything related thank you anyone reading this as it means alot to me

Feedback: Special:Search
more power!
 * I'm pedalling as fast as I can! SemperBlotto (talk) 22:11, 10 March 2014 (UTC)

Requests for deletion: Main Page
Created some time ago by a new user. Badly formatted, badly capitalised, no language or part-of-speech header, and doesn't seem to have any definitions either. Just a lot of promotional content and external link spam. It's also clearly SOP: main + page. 00:52, 1 April 2014 (UTC)


 * Strong delete. Obvious Wonderfoolism. --Æ&#38;Œ (talk) 01:03, 1 April 2014 (UTC)


 * Speedied. — Ungoliant (falai) 01:06, 1 April 2014 (UTC)
 * No grounds for speedying. Restore and discuss here. IMO keep as useful translation target: many languages have one word for this; e.g. af:Tuisblad, et:Esileht, and vo:Cifapad. &#x200b;—msh210℠ (talk) 03:49, 1 April 2014 (UTC)


 * Already deleted by me; recreated in error. Equinox ◑ 04:30, 1 April 2014 (UTC)


 * You should all be desysopped for deleting the Main Page! ;) I mean, it's what got WF desysopped a couple of times... - -sche (discuss) 04:56, 1 April 2014 (UTC)
 * That and being a douchenozzle. — Ungoliant (falai) 10:39, 1 April 2014 (UTC)


 * Restore per msh210 and WT:COALMINE. — Keφr 10:01, 1 April 2014 (UTC)

Feedback: Main Page
Does Wiktionary have a web site?
 * No. This is a mirage. SemperBlotto (talk) 14:04, 14 April 2014 (UTC)

steam loler
the steam loler is a steamroller that is made of lols

Brown leaf
I created the page brown leaf because of what Equinox had to say about brown leaf. Ready Steady Yeti (talk) 22:52, 28 May 2014 (UTC)

cardiopulmonary arrest
cardiopulmonary arrest occurs when an individuals lungs or heart are under extreme heat from the po and may be arrested on sight for warrants pertaining to drug and alchohol addiction...

nongonglia
One of nongonglia's well know laws is that all the people who live there have to eat fish at least once a week. It is situated inbetween mongolia and twongolia, meaning the landscape is mountainous.

cs:Wikislovník:Kabinet kuriozit fr:Wiktionnaire:Bêtisier pt:Wikcionário:Piadas foleiras e outros disparates apagados

Migrated to itself
From the [ deletion log]:
 * 23:12, 21 June 2014 CodeCat (Talk | contribs) deleted page Module:languages (Migrated to Module:languages and data submodules)

Note: originally posted at. Muphry's law at its finest.

What Wiktionary is not
An questionable alternative to What Wiktionary is not:

This is a list of what Wiktionary is not. We are using this so that you can understand what Wiktionary is not the place for. Enjoy.

Wiktionary is not an encyclopedia for writing about companies, organizations, services, etc. If you need to write an encyclopedia, go to Wikipedia.

Wiktionary is not the place to describe news broadcasts, or any type of news. If you would like to write a news broadcast, Wikinews is the place to do so.

Wiktionary is not the place to add quotes from movies, books, audiobooks, etc. Go to Wikiquote if you would like to do that.

Wiktionary is not where you spam, scam, or do anything like post links to websites that could give your computer a virus.

Wiktionary is not for vandalism, or any type of edits causing loads of work for the community. Wiktionary is also not the place to constantly create pages and leave them blank.

Wiktionary is not anything that counts as porn, which would be considered as uploading pictures of yourself without any clothes on, or only your shirt on.

Wiktionary is not the place for people to purposely join and cause trouble by vandalizing pages and making unwanted edits.

Wiktionary is not the place to talk to people while online. If you are here to chat, go to another site.

Wiktionary is not where you play games, such as Learn to Fly, Learn to Fly 2, Flight, etc.

Wiktionary is not where you advertise your websites, products, games, apps, inventions, or any other things by you.

Category:Old English intensifiers
Behold, the intensifiers of Old English.

Little Russian

 * 1) A native russian whose height is under 150 cm.
 * Hmm, Putin khuilo! is taller. --Anatoli T. (обсудить/вклад) 01:27, 10 September 2014 (UTC)

chickenarm

 * 1) A Chickenarm is a very skrawny, sometimes long(for the rest of the individual) arm. Cameron Lee G&mdash; is known as the number one specialist and/or identifier of said Chickenarm disorder.

Rogiebola
A disease you can get by encountering a sufferer of Rogiebola. If you get Rogiebola, the only cure is isolation for a minimum of 10 Years. You will find that you have a strange American accent and an addiction to games of the 'Spy Espionage' genre. If you get it, you will become a follower the Grand High Rogie. If you encounter him, you will have the disease forever and will be under his spell

JohnnyBrown

 * 1) The act of creeping in the shadows, watching your prey. When the prey is isolated, Johnny Brown, uses its evolved ears to squirt an acidic liquid that paralyses his prey so he can befriend it. This is often refered to as 'leakage' or 'ear infection'.

Tut mir Leid (Tut mir Kleid)
Tut mir Leid German for forgive me (Tut mir Kleid -give me dress)

Stojadin
Stojadin -old car (Croatian sto -hundred + jada -miseries).

Outstanding knowledge of Bulgarian
this is bulgarian word not english

Alaskan pipeline
noun: The act of freezing feces in a condom, then using that created object for pleasure whether it be for you or someone else.

darvog
cartoon word

darvog

1 a sandwich made out of bread, cheese, ice cream, little more bread, fish sticks, syrup, and another piece of bread

2. a fictional ailment, shown in The Looney Tunes Show.

darvogged

3. very hungry; famished. "Can I have a sandwich? I'm really darvogged!"

Canmerica
1. a combination of USA and Canada into one country

2. USA and Canada referred to as one country "USA and Canada are two regions in Canmerica"

3. USA and Canada as one country "Canmerica has many states, provinces, and territories"

zu-
Prefix: a prefix.

Feedback: squirrel
What is the antonym of squirrel? --66.190.99.112 11:09, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Non-squirrel . —Aɴɢʀ (talk) 11:17, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
 * acorn. —Stephen (Talk) 11:59, 7 December 2014 (UTC)

Addendum: Special:AbuseLog/178268. 17:20, 14 May 2015 (UTC)

Word of the day: hooey
I do not conspire to rewrite fact or opinion using my entry as the "one true way", as you so defined the English version of sputtering trivial and /or prevalent information to the rest of the world as they see fit to absorb as the truest defining mentions of any piece of our world. This so-called organized website is the truest example of a farce~the equivalent of a gooses infertile egg. That concludes my editing for the rest of the Earth's existence and the filibustering of this endless website. So put that in your hat and sing "Yankee Doodle Dandy" at the highest point of this site's defining chatter and wasteful government services for the internet.

sINCEREly, Your confident confidant

Pull the plug on this site before somebody gets hurt


 * Lolwut? — Ungoliant (falai) 02:08, 27 December 2014 (UTC)


 * A classic. Can this be preserved somewhere? 109.153.232.33 04:53, 27 December 2014 (UTC)
 * Yes, of course. — Keφr 09:27, 27 December 2014 (UTC)

what goes up must come down
Initially defined as "gravity will always be in effect".

Verb

 * 1) It means cople toke a decision to live togethere.

Wiktionary:Requests for cleanup
Someone filed a Request for Cleanup asking people to help clean up ... the requests for cleanup page itself! The page is almost 300 000 bytes long (at its worst, it was some 450 000), with unresolved issues from as far back as 2008. It's going to need a lot of cleanup... — Beobach 22:10, 12 December 2010 (UTC)
 * Please add Requests for verification and Requests for deletion as well. -- Prince Kassad 22:22, 12 December 2010 (UTC)
 * It's not this page that needs cleanup; in all honest I could list way more stuff here than I actually do, but it doesn't often get dealt with. What needs clean up is the entries listed on this page... Mglovesfun (talk) 10:38, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

Phrase

 * 1) To sell candy with a muslim accent.

long title

 * 16:03, 28 April 2011 SemperBlotto (Talk | contribs) deleted page how commercial banks can reconcile the conflicting ideas of profitability and liquidity (do your own homework)

beforeno
Word Used by someone when they forget to put a space between the words before and no.

Etymology

 * Literally, "you clap, I clap, a kitten boards a plane."

Proverb
你拍一，我拍一，一隻小貓坐飛機 (traditional, Pinyin nǐ pāiyī, wǒ pāiyī, yī zhī xiǎomāo zuò fēijī, simplified 你拍一，我拍一，一只小猫坐飞机)


 * 1) (children's counting-out game) eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Etymology
1. The verb 'To Waz' in northern English dialect means to urinate.

In both West Yorkshire and East Lancashire, offal was very popular and when produced en masse the offal was cooked in linens ressembling large pillows and were referred to as 'socks'. These prevented the offal from burning and being ruined when coming in to direct contact with the base or sides of its cooking vessel.

Unsurprisingly these linens absorbed the odour of the offal (which is similar to urine) and were discarded. They were colloquially referred to as 'Waz Socks'. The derogatory sense of a 'Wazzock' to this day refers to someone discarded of having any point, purpose or worth.

National buy Bethany a Beer Day
A national holiday in which you buy anyone named Bethany a beer. And in return you get a high-five. September 25.

The best definition of and

 * 1) Expressing a condition.
 * 2) If; provided that.
 * 3) As if, as though.
 * 4) Even though.
 * 5) Francis Bacon

how to stop sneezing
Say pineapple lots of times when you're about to sneeze.

Paliyah
Paliyah is the act of a Jew or many Jews (see group paliyah) moving to Perth, the spiritual home for the Jews of Australia.

Steven Strizich
Steven Strizich was one

Pennsylvania Dutchland
"Pennsylvania Dutchland is the land in which le Dutch people used to torture anyone that opposed their coffee revolution of 1769. Their torture included beating people to death with wooden shoes also known as clogs. They clogged them over the head with these so called shoes. This is why the dutch people drink coffee to the extent in which they do today."

-Clog Clogerson 1768

YouTuber

 * 1)  Someone who makes money out of little or no work.
 * "Gosh Cody, stop being such a YouTuber and actually do something!"

Prince Philippos of Greece and Denmark
Prince Phillip((四代目火影)). Born July 1st 1632 to Empresses Matilda and King Por quis quis in the Bongosclong province. As a child the prince was kidnapped by ISIS witches and it scared him for life. After being beaten and return to this parent he did not speak for 137 days. When he spoke again his first words were "Dog". After both his Mother and Father past away he took the throne killing all that aposed him (about 7) before being shot dead by Bernie sanders in 1799.

Interjection

 * 1) I'm hungry

Insane Gangster Disciples
Insane ganster desciples are a deadly Street gang located on Chicago's South side. Englewood area. And kown to engage in war with the black desciples. Known members are Chicago rappers lil Jay,FBG Duck and King Yella and more. The gang has fallen members such as aiki lil Jojo tooka tutu and k.I most death cases are still unsolved.

have a Seat

 * You're stuck in this place with no way to get home? Here, have a Seat.

Valley of the Sardines
When the Interstate goes down into a valley.


 * 1) Interstate 70 in Ohio between exits 29 and 36
 * 2) Mike Pence

Biggie Smalls
A rapper who used to eat sardines for dinner.

meliator
A garlic knot crusted tilefish. Yum yum yum b*tches!

Overseas Jamaicans
Overseas Jamaicans are people of Jamaican descent who live outside Of Jamaica but were born to Jamaican immigrant parents, or Jamaican migrant workers.

Regions with significant population: 🇨🇳 China: 34- k 🇧🇷 Brazil: 17 million 🇭🇰🇲🇴 Hong Kong and Macau ( China ): 1995- k 🇨🇱 Chile: 13,56 🇮🇱 Israel: 1290 🇦🇫 Afghanistan: 123,667 🇺🇸 united States: 87 million 🇲🇾 Malaysia: 123 k 🇪🇬 Egypt: 14 billion 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 1600 🇬🇪 Georgia: 1566 🇸🇳 Ghana: 34 k 🇰🇷 south Korea: 45 k 🇯🇵 Japan: 233,677 🇪🇸 Spain: 46,000 🇬🇷 Greece: 345,678

History During the 1856 Kingston massacre (Battle of Kingston), the 1913-1917 hurricane yusfrz and the 1907 Jamaica earthquake, many Jamaicans fled Jamaica and settled forever in foreign countries Where they had a better life. In 1909, spies from Jamaica found a Korean-born family with Kingston ancestry in Seoul, Joseon dynasty.

Jamaican civil war ( 1905-1932 ) Over 17 billion Jamaicans fled Jamaica During the Jamaican civil war between the Jamaican republic and The empire of Haiti. Although the empire of Haiti lost the Jamaican civil war, Many victims of the Jamaican civil war were killed and Many were forced to flee and settle to Ghana and south Korea.

Religion Shinto Buddhism Hinduism Tao Roman Catholic Jewish Muslim Arab Islam Karol Christian

Whitten University Center Pool
A Pool Located At The University Of Miami, Go Canes!

The power of the fist
The power of the fist is an assertion wherein it is proposed that if you make love to a woman and she experiences nirvana - the man shall be the victor in any future argument.

Chicken McNuggets (posted to the WT:BP)
I am about to eat some McDonald's Chicken McNuggets, in case anyone wanted to know. bd2412 T 00:35, 16 September 2016 (UTC)


 * Is that very dangerous? Should I block your account in advance? Equinox ◑ 00:38, 16 September 2016 (UTC)
 * It is only dangerous if you make a habit of it. I'll pass on the block, thank you. bd2412 T 00:39, 16 September 2016 (UTC)

Death Dew
A concoction of various types and flavors leftover Mountain Dew with random and outrageous additions including, but not limited to: jalepeno juice, cheese balls, Red Vines, cheese balls, airborne, paprika. It received its name after one individual tasted it and subsequently reported that "it tasted like death."

sharksucker
"A pejorative name for a marine biologist."

what year is it?
(phrasebook) Said by lost time travellers.

he who smelt it dealt it
The origin of the saying, comes from Ancient Greece. In the early years Zues was furious that no one would claim responsibility for their bodily actions. So he made it law that "he who has smelt it, has dealt it". The first person to have this line used on them was Achilles.

Cokeville High School
Cokeville high school is nothing but a horror show.

YoungMob
YoungMob originated in Walkaholmes. King side of Walkaholmes were Bloods and Vice Lords ran Walkaholmes. Our OG is OOOG Boo Dirty. Our turf was behind Tom's store and our rivals was 720 Gangsta Disciples. Their turf was behind Night and Day corner store. We are a group of adults to teenagers that live fast. Mob or none.

Etymology
First attested in 2012. Made popular after the winning song in.

Noun
An extreme feeling or state of excitement whenever one hears a great song.



Meijer
Meijers in Michigan are better when you're not a virgin.

scogliere
To have sex in a roller coaster while drinking shots of pink tequila.

Per fare sesso in un ottovolante, mentre beve colpi di tequila rosa.

Examples:

Ho fatto scogliere, era tantisimmi tension.

Wait...
So you can type anything here-
 * goes crazy
 * has a fun time
 * decides to type this
 * thinks about typing this
 * thinks about thinking about typing this
 * thinks about thinking about thinking about typing this
 * types this

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If you feed a human body to pigs, they will eat just about all of it except the teeth. Several murderers in rural areas have used this fact to their advantage.