Wiktionary:Consonagrams

The challenge is to make poetry using what I've coined triconsonagrams - three-consonant words that would be written the same if their vowels were removed. Example is tht - can mean, , , and. You write the poem, using three triconsonagrams, and plenty of imagination.

Wonderfool
We toured Polynesia for cricket Trying to knock down tht wicket We were outbowled in Fiji tht in Tht Islanders destroyed us, oh frick it!