beigist

Etymology
. Probably coined by the comedian and actor Billy Connolly, as an antonym to the word "colourful" as applied to people.

Noun

 * 1) A bland, banal, unoriginal person; a humorless bourgeois.
 * 2) A political centrist or politically correct person; an unphilosophical adherent to the zeitgeist.

Quotations

 * 2003, November 17, The New Yorker: "Connolly is an instinctive disturber of the peace, an enemy of blandness &mdash; of the beigists."