butt monkey

Etymology
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Noun

 * 1)  An annoying and irksome person.
 * 2) * 1993 May 18, Martin J Hannigan, "I LIKE YOUR NEW ORGANIZATION BUNG BOY",, Usenet
 * I still prefer Butt Monkey User Group myself.
 * 1) * 1993 July 8-9, "Insecure faggots.": "Butt monkeys",, Usenet
 * "ad980": the autopsy has concluded that indeed, the monkey did have a banana shoved up his butt
 * Kevin Walsh: All this talk about butt monkeys makes me wonder if you see yourself as the organ grinder.
 * "ad980": Oddly enough, the butt monkey in question is you.
 * 1) * 1994, Mike Judge, Beavis and Butt-Head
 * Beavis: Butt-munch / Monkey Spank / Dillweed / Turd wipe / Dumbass / Butt Monkey
 * Butt-Head: Chode / Waste of Bum Wipe / Dillhole / Fartknocker / Dumb Beavis / Butt-Head, no wait
 * 1) * 2002 May 9, "i [sic.] know theres no great plan here...", Meagan's Journal
 * eric decided to be a butt monkey and start shit about cory.
 * 1) * 2006 April 19, 'And let the Church say, "AMEN!"', Defiance
 * I was pontificating on the ecstasy of the prospect of not having to listen to the butt monkey fumble and stammer through another round of explanation for the unexplainable.
 * 1) * 2006 May 15, Fan-Bloody-Tastic, Insanity Reigns Supreme
 * Some bloody butt-monkey rear-ends me.
 * 1)  An object of abuse and ridicule; sometimes, especially, a prison bitch.
 * 2) * 2000 September 26, Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, Episode 79: “Buffy vs. Dracula”
 * Xander: I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
 * Some bloody butt-monkey rear-ends me.
 * 1)  An object of abuse and ridicule; sometimes, especially, a prison bitch.
 * 2) * 2000 September 26, Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, Episode 79: “Buffy vs. Dracula”
 * Xander: I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!