can haz

Alternative forms

 * has, can have

Etymology

 * Nonstandard variant form of, from the popular phrase (meme) "I can has cheezburger?" supposed to be uttered by cats on the Internet.

Verb

 * 1)  To be able to have.
 * If I go to the office, Joe can haz my porpoise if he wants.

Usage notes

 * This phrase is only meant to be used satirically, as was its origin in a satirical weblog. The two verbs are always linked together for this purpose, no matter where they are in a sentence. Constructions involving this phrase often ignore rules of grammar and spelling.